Test Your Knowledge: March 2023

With ULEZ soon coming into force, the M25 is now the demarcation line between free and expensive driving, so how’s your knowledge about this iconic road? As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. When was the M25 first planned?
1947
WRONG The Highways Development Survey drawn up by engineer Sir Charles Bressey and his consultant Sir Edwin Lutyens provided the first coherent proposal in 1937 for an orbital road round Greater London, at a radial distance of 18 to 20 miles from Charing Cross. World War II put paid to their grand plans, but the route they devised for the South Orbital section in particular is pretty much followed by the M25 today.
1937
CORRECT The Highways Development Survey drawn up by engineer Sir Charles Bressey and his consultant Sir Edwin Lutyens provided the first coherent proposal in 1937 for an orbital road round Greater London, at a radial distance of 18 to 20 miles from Charing Cross. World War II put paid to their grand plans, but the route they devised for the South Orbital section in particular is pretty much followed by the M25 today.
1957
WRONG The Highways Development Survey drawn up by engineer Sir Charles Bressey and his consultant Sir Edwin Lutyens provided the first coherent proposal in 1937 for an orbital road round Greater London, at a radial distance of 18 to 20 miles from Charing Cross. World War II put paid to their grand plans, but the route they devised for the South Orbital section in particular is pretty much followed by the M25 today.
2. Which village is outside the M25 but is still subject to ULEZ?
South Ockendon
WRONG North Ockendon a scattered farming community with labourers’ cottages at its core on Church Lane is the only settlement outside the M25, but within Greater London. Curiously impoverished South Ockendon is not subject to ULEZ.
North Ockendon
CORRECT North Ockendon a scattered farming community with labourers’ cottages at its core on Church Lane is the only settlement outside the M25, but within Greater London. Curiously impoverished South Ockendon is not subject to ULEZ.
Corbets Tey
WRONG North Ockendon a scattered farming community with labourers’ cottages at its core on Church Lane is the only settlement outside the M25, but within Greater London. Curiously impoverished South Ockendon is not subject to ULEZ.
3. How many counties does the M25 pass through?
6
CORRECT The M25 passes through all six of the so-called Home Counties: Kent, Surrey, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Hertfordshire and Essex. Most book and website references on the layout of the M25 will tell you that the motorway passes through only five counties, failing as they do to recognise the very short passage across the little bit of Berkshire that manages to infiltrate the circumference just south of J13.
5
WRONG The M25 passes through all six of the so-called Home Counties: Kent, Surrey, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Hertfordshire and Essex. Most book and website references on the layout of the M25 will tell you that the motorway passes through only five counties, failing as they do to recognise the very short passage across the little bit of Berkshire that manages to infiltrate the circumference just south of J13.
4
WRONG The M25 passes through all six of the so-called Home Counties: Kent, Surrey, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Hertfordshire and Essex. Most book and website references on the layout of the M25 will tell you that the motorway passes through only five counties, failing as they do to recognise the very short passage across the little bit of Berkshire that manages to infiltrate the circumference just south of J13.
4. What M25 themed prize did Chris and Sue Glazier win?
A wedding
CORRECT In 1991 Chris and Sue Glazier won a mystery prize in a local radio competition for couples intent on marriage. The prize was a prepaid wedding, which they were told the night before the ceremony would involve spending their wedding night travelling at 50 mph with their guests being invited to come along for the ride. The wedding the next day at Thurrock Services was followed by a coach trip round the M25, the coach had at least been fitted out with a four-poster bed, and the organisers were sufficiently discreet to drop the guests off after the first of three circuits.
A holiday
WRONG In 1991 Chris and Sue Glazier won a mystery prize in a local radio competition for couples intent on marriage. The prize was a prepaid wedding, which they were told the night before the ceremony would involve spending their wedding night travelling at 50 mph with their guests being invited to come along for the ride. The wedding the next day at Thurrock Services was followed by a coach trip round the M25, the coach had at least been fitted out with a four-poster bed, and the organisers were sufficiently discreet to drop the guests off after the first of three circuits.
A trip of a lifetime
WRONG In 1991 Chris and Sue Glazier won a mystery prize in a local radio competition for couples intent on marriage. The prize was a prepaid wedding, which they were told the night before the ceremony would involve spending their wedding night travelling at 50 mph with their guests being invited to come along for the ride. The wedding the next day at Thurrock Services was followed by a coach trip round the M25, the coach had at least been fitted out with a four-poster bed, and the organisers were sufficiently discreet to drop the guests off after the first of three circuits.
5. What typeface is used on M25 road signs?
Motorway Permanent
CORRECT Motorway Permanent is used on the regular white-on-blue and Motorway Temporary for the black-on-yellow roadwork signs. Designed in 1958 by British graphic designers Jock Kinneir and Margaret Calvert, who also designed many of the pictograms that we are so familiar with, such as the instantly recognisable Men At Work. The designs are so good that there has been no need to change them for over 60 years.
Univers
WRONG Motorway Permanent is used on the regular white-on-blue and Motorway Temporary for the black-on-yellow roadwork signs. Designed in 1958 by British graphic designers Jock Kinneir and Margaret Calvert, who also designed many of the pictograms that we are so familiar with, such as the instantly recognisable Men At Work. The designs are so good that there has been no need to change them for over 60 years.
Gill
WRONG Motorway Permanent is used on the regular white-on-blue and Motorway Temporary for the black-on-yellow roadwork signs. Designed in 1958 by British graphic designers Jock Kinneir and Margaret Calvert, who also designed many of the pictograms that we are so familiar with, such as the instantly recognisable Men At Work. The designs are so good that there has been no need to change them for over 60 years.
6. J8 holds the record for what?
The most southern M25 junction
WRONG This humble junction has a real claim to fame, because it possesses the longest motorway slip road in the country, climbing up Reigate Hill for 1.5 miles, and perhaps surprisingly, the A217 that crosses over it reaches the Fulham Road.
The longest motorway slip road in the country
CORRECT This humble junction has a real claim to fame, because it possesses the longest motorway slip road in the country, climbing up Reigate Hill for 1.5 miles, and perhaps surprisingly, the A217 that crosses over it reaches the Fulham Road.
The M25’s most hazardous junction
WRONG This humble junction has a real claim to fame, because it possesses the longest motorway slip road in the country, climbing up Reigate Hill for 1.5 miles, and perhaps surprisingly, the A217 that crosses over it reaches the Fulham Road.
7. What service station can you cycle to?
Clacket Lane
WRONG South Mimms is unusual in being the only services in Britain linked to the National Cycle Network on Route 12, known as the Great North Way.
Cobham
WRONG South Mimms is unusual in being the only services in Britain linked to the National Cycle Network on Route 12, known as the Great North Way.
South Mimms
CORRECT South Mimms is unusual in being the only services in Britain linked to the National Cycle Network on Route 12, known as the Great North Way.
8. How did Margaret Thatcher officially open the M25?
Cut a ribbon
WRONG At a carefully choreographed ceremony somewhere between J22 and J23, and after a 58-page illustrated brochure to commemorate the opening had been produced, nothing was left to chance, right down to a practice run of the removal of a single cone by an employee of similar build to the prime minister the day before, on 29 October 1986 Thatcher picked up a cone in each hand and symbolically marched them off to the side of the road. The handbag didn’t budge an inch.
Break open a bottle of British sparkling wine
WRONG At a carefully choreographed ceremony somewhere between J22 and J23, and after a 58-page illustrated brochure to commemorate the opening had been produced, nothing was left to chance, right down to a practice run of the removal of a single cone by an employee of similar build to the prime minister the day before, on 29 October 1986 Thatcher picked up a cone in each hand and symbolically marched them off to the side of the road. The handbag didn’t budge an inch.
Moved two traffic cones
CORRECT At a carefully choreographed ceremony somewhere between J22 and J23, and after a 58-page illustrated brochure to commemorate the opening had been produced, nothing was left to chance, right down to a practice run of the removal of a single cone by an employee of similar build to the prime minister the day before, on 29 October 1986 Thatcher picked up a cone in each hand and symbolically marched them off to the side of the road. The handbag didn’t budge an inch.
9. What datum point lies just west of Clacket Lane Services?
The meridian line
CORRECT The Prime Meridian Line is about 1.5 miles west of Clacket Lane Services, when we excitingly travel through time, or at least through the point at which the world’s time begins, returning about halfway between J25 and J26, we re-enter the Eastern Hemisphere of planet earth. Immediately after we do so we will rather appropriately cross from Hertfordshire into Essex, the county of the East Saxons.
The M25’s lowest point
WRONG The Prime Meridian Line is about 1.5 miles west of Clacket Lane Services, when we excitingly travel through time, or at least through the point at which the world’s time begins, returning about halfway between J25 and J26, we re-enter the Eastern Hemisphere of planet earth. Immediately after we do so we will rather appropriately cross from Hertfordshire into Essex, the county of the East Saxons.
Blue driver location signs zero point
WRONG The Prime Meridian Line is about 1.5 miles west of Clacket Lane Services, when we excitingly travel through time, or at least through the point at which the world’s time begins, returning about halfway between J25 and J26, we re-enter the Eastern Hemisphere of planet earth. Immediately after we do so we will rather appropriately cross from Hertfordshire into Essex, the county of the East Saxons.
10. The Bell Common Tunnel changed the fixtures of which sport?
Football
WRONG During the two years it took to construct the tunnel between J26 and J27 by cut-and-cover, the Epping Foresters Cricket Club agreed to play as a wandering club on the understanding that their pitch and pavilion would be reinstated on the same common land above the tunnel once its cutting had been covered over, and that duly happened. It is the English way, after all.
Cricket
CORRECT During the two years it took to construct the tunnel between J26 and J27 by cut-and-cover, the Epping Foresters Cricket Club agreed to play as a wandering club on the understanding that their pitch and pavilion would be reinstated on the same common land above the tunnel once its cutting had been covered over, and that duly happened. It is the English way, after all.
Golf
WRONG During the two years it took to construct the tunnel between J26 and J27 by cut-and-cover, the Epping Foresters Cricket Club agreed to play as a wandering club on the understanding that their pitch and pavilion would be reinstated on the same common land above the tunnel once its cutting had been covered over, and that duly happened. It is the English way, after all.

Prescient language

Environment Secretary Therese Coffey was at Camley Street Natural Park in north London recently to launch the ‘environmental improvement plan’ for safeguarding England’s rivers. She was quoted as saying, “Actually, I really do give a s**t about water quality,” and that she would “hold the industry to account” and had set “clear expectations” for how much they will be allowed to spill from overflows. But no new money was announced to deliver any of these pledges, nor what punishment would be meted out to water company transgressions.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: London Freeman

LONDON FREEMAN (n.) A person who doth drive a flock of sheep across London Bridge for reasons only known to themselves.

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February’s monthly musings

🚓 What Cab News

In December a cab driver was pulled over in Aldwych by Met Police officers after he was spotted driving whilst rolling what appeared to be a cannabis joint. The cabby then tested positive for cannabis during a roadside test. With a softly-softly approach to drugs in London, I suppose it was inevitable that some idiot would tarnish the Black Cab trade.

🎧 What I’m Listening

I’m still working my way through the previous Ladies who London podcasts. Sadly one of the presenters, Emily, is leaving. The good news is that Alex Lacey will continue with this amusing and informative podcast.

📖 What I’m Reading

For 10 years I’ve been reading Christopher Fowler’s eclectic London blog, writing about books, films and observations all analysed with his wit and practised prose: “Plastic carrier bags floated around the traffic lights at the end of the Strand like predatory jellyfish.” Advance cancer has now put pay to writing for this consummate wordsmith.

📺 What I’m watching

My favourite London hotel is Claridge’s, which for me, has an understated elegance, I just love its Art Deco foyer. A BBC documentary – The Mayfair Hotel Megabuild – follows an extraordinary project to add a five-storey basement, hand-dug by very skilled Irish miners, incorporating two swimming pools and three new floors added to the roof to provide 72 new rooms and luxury suites, all the time keeping the hotel open for guests. Amazing engineering.

❓ What else

Apparently the priciest road in the country is Phillimore Gardens in Kensington & Chelsea, where the average house will set you back £23.8m – or 83 times the national average property price. Just one street outside the capital makes it into the top 20, Titlarks Hill, a private road in Sunningdale, Berkshire, which took 12th place with an average price of £12.3 million.

📆 What date

The Last Post: In 9 years time CabbieBlog will have its last post uploaded. To be precise, on 29th February 2032 at 13.50 GMT. By that date missives about London will have been regularly posted for nearly 24 years. On that leap year day, assuming I’m still alive, I’ll be approaching my 85th birthday, and old enough to take retirement from all this cyberverse malarkey.

London in Quotations: Max Schlesinger

London streets . . . are divided into two classes: into streets where the roast-beef of life is earned, and into streets where the said roast-beef is eaten.

Max Schlesinger (1822-1881)

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