London Trivia: Windmill closes

On 31 October 1964, the Windmill Theatre closed for conversion to a cinema. Its slogan ‘We never close’ referred to the fact that it continued its Revuedeville shows throughout the war.

On 31 October 1971 at 4.30am a bomb exploded at viewing gallery of BT Tower 2 weeks previously a white kitten had felled it on The Goodies

In the 17th and 18th centuries London thief-takers were rewarded £40+ the horse, arms and money of any highwayman they captured and were convicted

Meard Street is not named after the French word merde. It was the unfortunate name of its 1720s developer John Meard

In his will Dickens stipulated that no monuments be erected to his memory, that’s why London has no statues of one of its greatest writers

London Bridge is Falling Down referred to Norwegian King Olaf who suggested destroying the wooden bridge while occupied by Danes

The nursery rhyme Pop Goes the Weasel refers to the act of pawning one’s suit after spending all one’s cash in the pubs of Clerkenwell

In 1840s a ‘Dances of the Dead’ were held in the Enon Chapel, St Clements Lane where 12,000 bodies lay rotting under the floor

In 2012 London became the first city to host the modern Olympic Games three times, having previously done so in 1908 and in 1948

The inaugural journey of the first Central line train in 1900 had the Prince of Wales and the American author Mark Twain on board

In the 1800’s London prostitutes were sometimes euphemistically referred to as ‘Fulham virgins’ inspired by the proximiy of Cremorne Gardens a 19th century ‘pleasure garden’

During a City clean up in 1,340 prostitutes were arrested, among them was Clarice la Claterballock but no record as to how she got her name!

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The M25’s Birthday

The M25 is thirty-five today. On 29th October 1986, Margaret Thatcher picked up a cone in each hand and symbolically marched them off to the side of the road. The Department of Transport, who produced a lavish 58-page illustrated brochure to commemorate the opening, had left nothing to chance, right down to a practice run of the removal of a single cone by an employee of a similar build to the Prime Minister.

The inauguration of the M25 was the last major road-opening to generate real public excitement. The queues at both ends of the final section materialised because drivers were itching to be the first to complete a circuit, with crowds waving from the bridges.

It wasn’t long before the M25’s 117-mile orbit was used as an illegal racetrack. Meeting at a service station early on a weekend morning to race round in Porsches and Ferraris trying to complete the circuit in under an hour and therefore at average speeds of over 117mph, including the time taken to stop and pay the toll charge at the Dartford Tunnel. The story of these Cannonball Runs was uncovered by a young reporter for The Times one Boris Johnson.

Dubbed ‘The World’s Longest Car Park’, Capital Radio endeavouring to inform their listeners of any trouble ahead, instigated the Flying Eye, a twin-engine light aircraft kitted out for the purpose. Their reporter in the sky for 20 years was broadcaster Russ Kane, who clocked up 10,000 flying hours and 1.5 million air miles without ever having his seat upgraded. He achieved more circuits of the M25 than any other man alive, but without any of the delays.

Apparently, the people of Norfolk became quite excited when the M25 opened, with many booking up for orbital coach tours with Ambassador Travel of Great Yarmouth. The tours were sold out for months.

In 1998 William Allen, at the ripe old age of 84, set out to drive the few miles to his daughter’s home near Ruislip. Having inadvertently driven onto the M25 at the nearby J16, he spent the next two days going round in circles.

According to satnav company TomTom, 29th July 2011 saw the longest traffic jam ever recorded on the M25, with a clockwise tailback of up to 49 miles between J19 (Watford) and J5 (Sevenoaks).

When in 2005 a £148-million road-widening project was completed between J12 and J15 and a new spur road to Heathrow Terminal 5, it was disclosed that those stuck on the interminable traffic jam are parked on the remains of Wembley’s iconic twin towers that footie fans wanted to remain intact. It’s all over, it is now!

There are 234 bridges under or over the M25 including an aqueduct, two tunnels and over 10,000 street lights.

M25 J8: Reigate Hill Interchange has the longest motorway slip road in the country climbing up Reigate Hill for 1.5 miles to a roundabout.

Approaching J15 on the M25 it has two six-lane carriageways, the widest stretch of motorway in the country, and yet it still gets jam-packed.

North Ockendon is the only settlement within the Greater London boundary to poke outside the orbit of the M25 motorway.

Chris Rea penned Road to Hell at J15 on the M25 in 1989 sitting in a traffic standstill, the scribbled the lyrics later went to charity.

On 20 July 2014 Shepperton Swan Sanctuary rescued 4 pairs of Canada geese and their offspring from the carriageway at J11 of the M25.

Only five London Underground stations lie outside the M25 motorway.

The font used on the road signs is called, unsurprisingly, Motorway. While all distances on signs are given in miles, the driver location signs set at 500-meter intervals for emergency services are, for reason unknown, calculated in kilometres from a point near junction 31. Thus: M25 B 63.4

If you thought the M25 was an original designation:

HMS M25 was a British warship launched by the Royal Navy in 1915 and scuttled in 1919;

The M25 engine powered a Mercedes-Benz racing car in the 1930s;

The M-25 is a star cluster in the constellation Sagittarius;

M25 isn’t even a very original designation for a road, because the Michigan Highway in the USA has been known as the M25 since 1933;

The Novorossiysk Federal Highway across the top of the Black Sea in Russia is also the M25;

The M25 is also a state-of-the-art sniper rifle used by US Army Special Forces and Navy Seals.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: London Mayor

LONDON MAYOR (n.) The elected leader of the Metropolis, whose sole purpose is to appear without a cravat in the Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick broadsheet to burnish his credentials

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London’s hamlets: Bopeep

Iam indebted to Diamond Geezer who has unearthed a dataset of London’s populated places from the Ordnance Survey’s Open Names.

Hardly surprising London has no towns, although several exist just beyond the boundary. The Capital comprises three cities: London, the City of London, City of Westminster. There are 25 villages, which don’t include developers pseudo-villages, but I’m more interested as to how Ordnance Survey defines London’s 8 hamlets, and just where they are.

Bopeep, Edgware Bury, Farthing Street, Hockenden, Kevingtown, Nash, Newyears Green, Rowley Green.

Today we’re going to look at one which could have been lifted out of a children’s poem.

Bopeep is close to Chelsfield and just south of the Maypole public house on Hewitts Road, are a separate group of buildings collec¬tively named as Bopeep on some maps, consisting of Hewitts Farm Cottages, Bo-peep Cottages, Keepers Cottage and the Bo-Peep restau¬rant and public house.

The Bo Peep public house was built in the year 1548 during the reign of King Edward VI and is said to have served as a base for wool smugglers. It only adopted its current name in 1972, at the time of its construction it was known as Seagraves Alehouse, later in 1709 becoming the famous nomenclature for English pubs: The White Hart.

NB: A hamlet is a small settlement that has no central place of worship and no meeting point, for example, a village hall. Picture a handful of houses dotted along a road or a crossroads, perhaps separated from other settlements by countryside or farmland.

Bo Peep, Maypole by Malc McDonald (CC BY-SA 2.0). The Bo Peep pub in the village of Maypole, on the outermost fringe of South East London.

London in Quotations: John Betjeman

And London shops on Christmas Eve / Are strung with silver bells and flowers / As hurrying clerks the City leave / To pigeon-haunted classic towers, / And marbled clouds go scudding by / The many-steepled London sky.

John Betjeman (1906-1984), Christmas