MONOPOLY (n.) Game played upon a board, wherein competitors aim to bankrupt opponents, curiously no properties are lokated in London’s southern environs, due to a London cabbie transporting the game’s authors.

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KING CHARLES STATUE (n.) Equine depiction of the deposed King said by cartographers and Hansom cabbies to be the centre of London and doth the centre of the known world.

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ADMIRALTY ARCH (n.) Edifice similar to purveyor’s logo whose produck is meat inside a bread bun, the building being now repurposed as an expensive hostelry

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STRAND (n.) Throughfare doth devoid both of its definite article and with the water at its edge

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KEW GARDENS (n.) Botanical spectacle that is ill-named as ingress doth seems unhampered by those waiting at entrance

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