Previously Posted: Time Gentlemen, Please!

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

Time Gentlemen, Please! (12.06.09)

Pubs are quintessentially English as scones, cricket, Marmite or Stephen Fry. In Ireland or America most bars have mundane names, Murphy’s or Clancy’s, while English pubs have historic and often funny names; Cat and Fiddle, Hare and Hounds, The Red Lion, The Cricketers, The Battle of Trafalgar, The Rose and Crown, The Royal Oak (commemorating the time Charles II as a boy hid from Cromwellian troops after the Battle of Worcester), The Lamb and Flag and The King’s Head.

These names are centuries old, from the time when most of their customers were unable to read and pictorial signs could be readily recognised and even now English pubs have beautifully painted signs above their doors.

Over the centuries, the English Public House has been a place to drink with friends; magistrates would hold court in pubs; people have been hanged in them.

In the eighteenth century the Tyburn Road what has become Oxford Street was the route prisoners would be taken to be hanged. At The Mason’s Arms, a pub in Seymour Place its cellars still have the manacles on the walls, which show that prisoners enjoyed their last pint in very unusual conditions. As they left the pub and were loaded back onto the cart, prisoners would shout to customers “I’ll buy you a pint on the way back!”

The “Ye Olde Man and Scythe” in Bolton, Lancashire is the third oldest pub in England, dating back to the 1200s. In 1651, the Earl of Derby had a last drink and meal inside the pub before being beheaded in the street right outside the pub for his part in the Bolton Massacre. His head supposedly missed the basket and rolled along the street. To this day, the wooden chair which he sat on during his last meal and the axe used to behead him and on display inside the pub. On the chair is an inscription which reads: “15th October 1651 In this chair James 7th Earl of Derby sat at the Man and Scythe Inn, Churchgate, Bolton immediately prior to his execution”.

But, unfortunately, the Great British Pub is in danger of becoming a dying breed. Each week in the past six months, an average of 39 of the nation’s 57,000 pubs have closed.

Most pubs have become restaurants or television rooms, after centuries in which they were the social focus of British life. “There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves as well as at a capital tavern,” Dr Johnson in the late 18th century. “At a tavern, there is general freedom from anxiety. You are sure you are welcome; and the more noise you make, the more things you call for, the welcomer you are.”

Urban pub numbers are declining even more steeply because the city- dwellers enjoy such a choice of restaurants and coffee shops.

A survey of 227 out of 936 North London pubs that have closed since 2002 shows that 84 have been turned into flats, while 143 have become businesses or voluntary projects.

Test Your Knowledge: June Jubilee

To commemorate the Jubilee, this month’s London quiz is shamelessly Royalist, should they wish, Republicans may reluctantly participate. As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. Who did Princess Anne marry at Westminster Abbey in 1973?
Brigadier Andrew Parker Bowles
WRONG Anne’s romance with Bowles was covered in The Crown’s third season, with Anne played by Erin Doherty. After marrying Mark Phillips in 1973 Anne later divorced to marry Timothy Lawrence.
Captain Mark Phillips
CORRECT Anne’s romance with Bowles was covered in The Crown’s third season, with Anne played by Erin Doherty. After marrying Mark Phillips in 1973 Anne later divorced to marry Timothy Lawrence.
Sir Timothy Lawrence
WRONG Anne’s romance with Bowles was covered in The Crown’s third season, with Anne played by Erin Doherty. After marrying Mark Phillips in 1973 Anne later divorced to marry Timothy Lawrence.
2. Where was Queen Elizabeth II born in 1926?
Buckingham Palace
WRONG Not a palace, a big estate or even a hospital, but a townhouse on a busy London street. The Queen’s parents had moved into the house, belonging to her Scottish grandparents, the Earl and Countess of Strathmore, only a few weeks before her birth. Demolished in 1937, along with 20 neighbouring houses, 17 Bruton Street was replaced with Berkeley Square House which was considered Europe’s largest office block and one of London’s first major reinforced concrete buildings.
17 Bruton Street
CORRECT Not a palace, a big estate or even a hospital, but a townhouse on a busy London street. The Queen’s parents had moved into the house, belonging to her Scottish grandparents, the Earl and Countess of Strathmore, only a few weeks before her birth. Demolished in 1937, along with 20 neighbouring houses, 17 Bruton Street was replaced with Berkeley Square House which was considered Europe’s largest office block and one of London’s first major reinforced concrete buildings.
Royal Lodge, Windsor
WRONG Not a palace, a big estate or even a hospital, but a townhouse on a busy London street. The Queen’s parents had moved into the house, belonging to her Scottish grandparents, the Earl and Countess of Strathmore, only a few weeks before her birth. Demolished in 1937, along with 20 neighbouring houses, 17 Bruton Street was replaced with Berkeley Square House which was considered Europe’s largest office block and one of London’s first major reinforced concrete buildings.
3. Who was the only monarch to be born and die at Buckingham Palace?
Edward VII
CORRECT Edward VII was born at Buckingham Palace on 9th November 1841 he died at the Palace on 6th May 1910 aged 68, he lay in state at Westminster Hall, where a quarter of a million people filed past his body. On 20th May he was buried in St George’s Chapel, Windsor.
George VI
WRONG Edward VII was born at Buckingham Palace on 9th November 1841 he died at the Palace on 6th May 1910 aged 68, he lay in state at Westminster Hall, where a quarter of a million people filed past his body. On 20th May he was buried in St George’s Chapel, Windsor.
Queen Victoria
WRONG Edward VII was born at Buckingham Palace on 9th November 1841 he died at the Palace on 6th May 1910 aged 68, he lay in state at Westminster Hall, where a quarter of a million people filed past his body. On 20th May he was buried in St George’s Chapel, Windsor.
4. Before he came to the throne, George VI competed in which sporting tournament?
Wimbledon Tennis Championship
CORRECT The Duke of York, the future King George VI, remains the only member of the British royal family to ever compete at Wimbledon after playing in the men’s doubles tournament. Partnering with his mentor and advisor Louis Greig, the pair were eliminated in the first round by former champions Herbert Roper Barrett and Arthur Gore.
British Golf Open
WRONG The Duke of York, the future King George VI, remains the only member of the British royal family to ever compete at Wimbledon after playing in the men’s doubles tournament. Partnering with his mentor and advisor Louis Greig, the pair were eliminated in the first round by former champions Herbert Roper Barrett and Arthur Gore.
Cricket Test Match
WRONG The Duke of York, the future King George VI, remains the only member of the British royal family to ever compete at Wimbledon after playing in the men’s doubles tournament. Partnering with his mentor and advisor Louis Greig, the pair were eliminated in the first round by former champions Herbert Roper Barrett and Arthur Gore.
5. What shape was Queen Anne’s coffin?
Square
CORRECT After suffering 17 miscarriages and poor health, when she died in 1714, aged 49, she was placed in a coffin described by one onlooker as so wide it was “almost square”, and “bigger than that of the prince, her husband, who was known to be a fat, bulky man”. It was taken to Westminster Abbey by a chariot with particularly “large, strong wheels”, drawn by eight horses draped in purple, where it was then carried inside by no less than 14 men. Some even claim the coffin didn’t fit inside the Stuart vault, under the floor at the south aisle of Henry VII’s chapel, and that other royal coffins had to be moved to accommodate it.
Oval
WRONG After suffering 17 miscarriages and poor health, when she died in 1714, aged 49, she was placed in a coffin described by one onlooker as so wide it was “almost square”, and “bigger than that of the prince, her husband, who was known to be a fat, bulky man”. It was taken to Westminster Abbey by a chariot with particularly “large, strong wheels”, drawn by eight horses draped in purple, where it was then carried inside by no less than 14 men. Some even claim the coffin didn’t fit inside the Stuart vault, under the floor at the south aisle of Henry VII’s chapel, and that other royal coffins had to be moved to accommodate it.
Oblong
WRONG After suffering 17 miscarriages and poor health, when she died in 1714, aged 49, she was placed in a coffin described by one onlooker as so wide it was “almost square”, and “bigger than that of the prince, her husband, who was known to be a fat, bulky man”. It was taken to Westminster Abbey by a chariot with particularly “large, strong wheels”, drawn by eight horses draped in purple, where it was then carried inside by no less than 14 men. Some even claim the coffin didn’t fit inside the Stuart vault, under the floor at the south aisle of Henry VII’s chapel, and that other royal coffins had to be moved to accommodate it.
6. The Banqueting House is the last remaining part of which central London palace destroyed by fire in 1698?
Nonsuch Palace
WRONG The palace has (mostly) gone but its name lives on as a synonym for the national government quarter. Banqueting House is notable for being the first Palladian neo-classical building completed in England. It was through a window that King Charles I stepped onto a stage to be beheaded publicly in 1649.
Whitehall Palace
CORRECT The palace has (mostly) gone but its name lives on as a synonym for the national government quarter. Banqueting House is notable for being the first Palladian neo-classical building completed in England. It was through a window that King Charles I stepped onto a stage to be beheaded publicly in 1649.
Winchester Palace
WRONG The palace has (mostly) gone but its name lives on as a synonym for the national government quarter. Banqueting House is notable for being the first Palladian neo-classical building completed in England. It was through a window that King Charles I stepped onto a stage to be beheaded publicly in 1649.
7. Which London palace was used extensively to raise royal children from the fourteenth to the sixteenth centuries?
Winchester Palace
WRONG Eltham is something of a hidden gem. Its fifteenth-century hall dates from King Edward IV’s reign, who considered this his favourite palace. Buildings, gardens and hunting grounds had been extended in the fourteenth century by Edward II and his wife Isabella for their son (Edward III). Henry VIII spent much of his boyhood here in the late fifteenth century.
Kensington Palace
WRONG Eltham is something of a hidden gem. Its fifteenth-century hall dates from King Edward IV’s reign, who considered this his favourite palace. Buildings, gardens and hunting grounds had been extended in the fourteenth century by Edward II and his wife Isabella for their son (Edward III). Henry VIII spent much of his boyhood here in the late fifteenth century.
Eltham Palace
CORRECT Eltham is something of a hidden gem. Its fifteenth-century hall dates from King Edward IV’s reign, who considered this his favourite palace. Buildings, gardens and hunting grounds had been extended in the fourteenth century by Edward II and his wife Isabella for their son (Edward III). Henry VIII spent much of his boyhood here in the late fifteenth century.
8. During World War II, Buckingham Palace suffered nine direct bomb hits. Which part of the building was destroyed?
Music Room
WRONG Believed to have been a deliberate target, the most serious damage to the palace destroyed the chapel, George VI and Queen Elizabeth were filmed inspecting the site. It was during this time that the always classy Queen said, “Now I can look the East End in the face.” Since the bombing of the chapel, some royal christenings have taken place in the Music Room.
Ballroom
WRONG Believed to have been a deliberate target, the most serious damage to the palace destroyed the chapel, George VI and Queen Elizabeth were filmed inspecting the site. It was during this time that the always classy Queen said, “Now I can look the East End in the face.” Since the bombing of the chapel, some royal christenings have taken place in the Music Room.
Chapel
CORRECT Believed to have been a deliberate target, the most serious damage to the palace destroyed the chapel, George VI and Queen Elizabeth were filmed inspecting the site. It was during this time that the always classy Queen said, “Now I can look the East End in the face.” Since the bombing of the chapel, some royal christenings have taken place in the Music Room.
9. One of these IS NOT in Buckingham Palace, but which one?
A travel agents
CORRECT Buckingham Palace doesn’t have a travel agent. In 2001, the now-former head of Coutts bank, Gordon Pell, confirmed that there is indeed an ATM inside Buckingham Palace. It is tucked away in the Palace basement and reserved for the royal family. The Court Postmaster, David Baxter, is only the 29th person to hold this important position since its formation in 1565 when Robert Gascoigne became the first holder of the office providing all the services you expect from your local post office.
A post office
WRONG Buckingham Palace doesn’t have a travel agent. In 2001, the now-former head of Coutts bank, Gordon Pell, confirmed that there is indeed an ATM inside Buckingham Palace. It is tucked away in the Palace basement and reserved for the royal family. The Court Postmaster, David Baxter, is only the 29th person to hold this important position since its formation in 1565 when Robert Gascoigne became the first holder of the office providing all the services you expect from your local post office.
An ATM
WRONG Buckingham Palace doesn’t have a travel agent. In 2001, the now-former head of Coutts bank, Gordon Pell, confirmed that there is indeed an ATM inside Buckingham Palace. It is tucked away in the Palace basement and reserved for the royal family. The Court Postmaster, David Baxter, is only the 29th person to hold this important position since its formation in 1565 when Robert Gascoigne became the first holder of the office providing all the services you expect from your local post office.
10. The Trial of the Pyx is an annual Royal interrogation. What is examined?
That the House of Windsor is entitled to be our Royal family
WRONG The Trial of the Pyx examines, tests and weighs several coins to make sure that they are all consistent and meet the specifications set out in the relevant section of the Coinage Act or Royal Proclamation. The Trial usually takes place in January or February at Goldsmith’s in London every year and is thought to be the only Mint that conducts such a test.
Where several coins are tested as to their authenticity
CORRECT The Trial of the Pyx examines, tests and weighs several coins to make sure that they are all consistent and meet the specifications set out in the relevant section of the Coinage Act or Royal Proclamation. The Trial usually takes place in January or February at Goldsmith’s in London every year and is thought to be the only Mint that conducts such a test.
That the army is required to demonstrate their allegiance to the Crown
WRONG The Trial of the Pyx examines, tests and weighs several coins to make sure that they are all consistent and meet the specifications set out in the relevant section of the Coinage Act or Royal Proclamation. The Trial usually takes place in January or February at Goldsmith’s in London every year and is thought to be the only Mint that conducts such a test.

ULEZ Zone

According to Taxi Leaks, Sadiq Kahn again uses lies and fake statistics to increase the area of the ULEZ Zone, in the name of saving the planet.

This definitely isn’t about cleaner air, it’s solely about raising money for TfL, money that Khan has previously wasted on his personal vanity projects.

Khan is claiming that the air quality in outer London is so much worse than in central London, that he is going to have to extend the ULEZ zone to the M25.

The current air quality reading for central London using the Breezometer app states air quality at 2 on a scale of 1-10, which is classed as low.

In certain areas where traffic has been diverted into congested high streets, the figure is much higher, sometimes reaching 4-5 which is out of the yellow low pollution area, into the orange poor air quality range. The problem around Low Traffic Neighbourhoods (‘LTNs’) has been caused by Khan, local councils and residents inside the LTNs who want to see increases in the value of their properties. When you look at the huge amounts being raked in from fines issued to unsuspecting motorists, again not about cleaner air, all about money.

The current air quality for Belmont (Wealdstone) is 1, same reading (1), for Ruislip, Yeading, South Oxhey, Bushey and Southgate. All areas east from Tottenham to Ilford, all reading the same as Central London (2), making the need for an increase in the ULEZ area, completely unnecessary.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Hammersmith Bridge

HAMMERSMITH BRIDGE (n.) Green structure that doth span the River Thames, that hath no purpose save looking elegant.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon

May’s monthly musings

Cab News (and for everyone)

Rickshaws are one of the banes of London life, not just for cab drivers but just about everyone other than the rickshaw barons who rent out these death traps. They first started to appear in the late 1980s and contrary to common belief they have never competed with us, any journey undertaken in a rickshaw is invariably only for a few hundred yards and is viewed more like a fairground type thrill than a serious travel option. Fast forward over 30 years and Nickie Aitken, MP for Westminster, brought a Private Members Bill to license rickshaws, the proposals would require DBS checks on riders, difficult for a temporary transient workforce; operator licensing for the rickshaw barons – difficult for many of them; a ban on sound systems and electrical assistance; specific safety standards; and most importantly set fares. Rickshaws do very few rides, paying £75 a day to rent a rickshaw necessitates them charging ludicrous prices to the few passengers they get, a fixed fare will stop the rip-offs and, to many, the only incentive. Now a Rickshaw Bill has been featured in the Queen’s Speech for this session of Parliament. About time, it’s only taken my entire working life as a cabbie to regulate this Third World look for London.

What I’m Listening

For anyone of a certain age, as am I, the moon landing was a seminal time of our life. The BBC World Service celebrated its 50th Anniversary with 13 Minutes To The Moon exploring Apollo 11’s mission and the stories of the people behind its success. The podcast features interviews with the pioneers who made Apollo 11 a success and became the UK’s number one podcast. A nostalgic feast.

What I’m Reading

My daughter took our grandson to the Transport Museum and bought me, from their excellent bookshop, Tube Trivia by Andrew Emmerson, filled with fascinating facts about the Underground, such as Embankment Station once had a gramophone with a compressed air amplifier instructing passengers to stand on the right.

What I’m watching

Or not watching. We have a bird box at the end of our garden, and every May we watch the blue tits tend to their brood and see them fledge at the end of the month.
Fledging dates:
27th May 2021
24th May 2020
May 2019 on holiday so didn’t see them go
26th May 2018
This year none.
We have hardly any breed of bird in our garden, sparrows once we had over 50, now 2 or 3. Is this a trend? Global warming or what?

What else

John Ransley at eBook Versions has been patiently helping with my pedantic requirements, formatting and uploading my book to Amazon, both in ebook and printed versions. The whole process is too complicated for this humble cabbie.

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