Previously Posted: A Brave New World

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

A Brave New World (16.07.09)


Take note of the time and date of this post, for it was exactly 40 years ago that three men lifted off on top of the most powerful rocket ever constructed.

After 12 years work by the Americans, that cost $25 billion ($250 billion at today’s prices), amounting to 5 per cent of America’s gross domestic product, and it must be said a few lives, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins headed for the moon.

Scarcely believable now, but five days later 600 million people, an incredible one-fifth of the global population at the time, watched the subsequent moon walk on television.

It would not be unreasonable to question why this is featured on CabbieBlog. Well, I tell you this, in 1969 with a contentious major war in Asia slowly being lost by America, Apollo 11 gave the world hope in the human spirit of endeavour, and for once, just once, humanity rose above the petty squabbles seemingly to have beset us all. It’s just a pity we didn’t have a new uniting spirit.

I will finish this post with a quote from Bill Anders, astronaut Apollo 8:


“We came all this way to explore the moon, and the most important thing is that we discovered the Earth.”

Test Your Knowledge: August 2022

As a precursor to the publishing of my memoir, and as a shameless piece of self-promotion, this month’s quiz is about cabbie slang, although since it stems from a closed, occupational group, the terms should be referred to as jargon. As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. What is a Sherbet?
A foolish cabbie
WRONG The cab itself, better known as a Sherbert (dab) has also been given the moniker after a popular modern author Andy McNab, while many of the old hands still refer to it by its Russian-Jewish name a Droshky.
A cab
CORRECT The cab itself, better known as a Sherbert (dab) has also been given the moniker after a popular modern author Andy McNab, while many of the old hands still refer to it by its Russian-Jewish name a Droshky.
A fizzy drink
WRONG The cab itself, better known as a Sherbert (dab) has also been given the moniker after a popular modern author Andy McNab, while many of the old hands still refer to it by its Russian-Jewish name a Droshky.
2. Who’s A Butterboy?
A greasy operator
WRONG Butterboy is a novice, as butter won’t melt in that innocent’s mouth.
A newly qualified cabbie
CORRECT Butterboy is a novice, as butter won’t melt in that innocent’s mouth.
Someone who gets the best jobs
WRONG Butterboy is a novice, as butter won’t melt in that innocent’s mouth.
3. Who might be termed A Musher?
A cabbie who owns his vehicle
CORRECT An owner-driver has been a Musher since the 1880s, the cab roof being equivalent to a mush, an umbrella.
A fast driver
WRONG An owner-driver has been a Musher since the 1880s, the cab roof being equivalent to a mush, an umbrella.
Someone without teeth who mushes their food
WRONG An owner-driver has been a Musher since the 1880s, the cab roof being equivalent to a mush, an umbrella.
4. What on Earth is a Gantville Cowboy?
A cabbie living near Gant’s Hill
CORRECT Gantville Cowboys are predominantly Jewish cabbies who live around Gants Hill, Newbury Park, Ilford and Claybury.
A dodgy garage
WRONG Gantville Cowboys are predominantly Jewish cabbies who live around Gants Hill, Newbury Park, Ilford and Claybury.
A well-known dodgy East London cabbie who rents out vehicles
WRONG Gantville Cowboys are predominantly Jewish cabbies who live around Gants Hill, Newbury Park, Ilford and Claybury.
5. A Shtumer refers to what?
A lost job
CORRECT A Shtumer, originally a bad cheque, is a booked job that on arrival has evaporated.
A private job
WRONG A Shtumer, originally a bad cheque, is a booked job that on arrival has evaporated.
An illegal practice
WRONG A Shtumer, originally a bad cheque, is a booked job that on arrival has evaporated.
6. When would you need The Iron Lung?
When entering the airless Rotherhithe Tunnel
WRONG This is a urinal in Regency Place opposite Portuguese Tony’s Café where you can have a Splosh (cup of tea) with other Mushers.
When you need to urinate
CORRECT This is a urinal in Regency Place opposite Portuguese Tony’s Café where you can have a Splosh (cup of tea) with other Mushers.
When frightened by being warned by a Carriage Officer
WRONG This is a urinal in Regency Place opposite Portuguese Tony’s Café where you can have a Splosh (cup of tea) with other Mushers.
7. What’s a Copperarse?
Someone who will work for coppers, or take short jobs
WRONG Copperarse or Leatherarse works long hours hence the condition of their trousers.
Someone who’s also a policeman
WRONG Copperarse or Leatherarse works long hours hence the condition of their trousers.
Someone working excessive hours
CORRECT Copperarse or Leatherarse works long hours hence the condition of their trousers.
8. Where would you find The Dead Zoo?
Regent’s Park
WRONG Dead Zoo unsurprisingly refers to the Natural History Museum on Cromwell Road.
House of Lords
WRONG Dead Zoo unsurprisingly refers to the Natural History Museum on Cromwell Road.
Natural History Museum
CORRECT Dead Zoo unsurprisingly refers to the Natural History Museum on Cromwell Road.
9. Who, or what, was The Resistance?
Medical practitioners in Harley Street
CORRECT Harley Street was The Resistance as consultants were then in 1948 fighting against the nascent National Health Service.
Cabbies who were awarded medals during World War II
WRONG Harley Street was The Resistance as consultants were then in 1948 fighting against the nascent National Health Service.
London Taxi Drivers Association when resisting the introduction of Uber
WRONG Harley Street was The Resistance as consultants were then in 1948 fighting against the nascent National Health Service.
10. Where would find The Dirty Dozen?
The Carriage Office
WRONG The Dirty Dozen refers to twelve streets that take you east from Regent Street to Charing Cross Road without using Oxford Street – Crossrail has seen that one-off. Great Marlborough Street, Noel Street, Berwick Street, D’Arblay Street, Wardour Street, Hollen Street, Great Chapel Street, Fareham Street, Dean Street, Carlisle Street, Soho Square, Sutton Row.
Soho
CORRECT The Dirty Dozen refers to twelve streets that take you east from Regent Street to Charing Cross Road without using Oxford Street – Crossrail has seen that one-off. Great Marlborough Street, Noel Street, Berwick Street, D’Arblay Street, Wardour Street, Hollen Street, Great Chapel Street, Fareham Street, Dean Street, Carlisle Street, Soho Square, Sutton Row.
Twelve boroughs South of the River
WRONG The Dirty Dozen refers to twelve streets that take you east from Regent Street to Charing Cross Road without using Oxford Street – Crossrail has seen that one-off. Great Marlborough Street, Noel Street, Berwick Street, D’Arblay Street, Wardour Street, Hollen Street, Great Chapel Street, Fareham Street, Dean Street, Carlisle Street, Soho Square, Sutton Row.

TfL must enforce this

The new Taxis and Private Hire Vehicles (Disabled Persons) Act 2022, which came into force on 28 June, is the most significant change to taxi accessibility legislation since the Equality Act was introduced 12 years ago. Let’s hope TfL support the disabled if they’re refused to be taken by PH vehicles and cabs.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Speed Camera

SPEED CAMERA (n.) Optikal device designed to capture images of the unwary whose carriages doth exceed walking pace.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon

125 Years of the Black Cab

(Even if it was yellow at the time)

It’s 10.30 on a winter’s evening, stopping at a set of traffic lights, I can just recognise a familiar face approaching through the falling snow. It is Jeremy Clarkson making his way towards my cab’s warm interior. “Sorry Jeremy, I’m booked”, I have to inform him. Pulling away to pick up my fare which was actor Bill Nighy who took great delight at being given priority over the scion of right-wing opinion.

Once, the inside of a cab didn’t offer a warm refuge, far from it, Hansom carriages, pulled by a horse were open to the elements for the cabbie who sat unprotected from the wind and rain and gave scant protection for his passenger. Surprisingly horse-drawn cabs were still to be found in London after the Second World War, in fact, the last Hackney carriage licence was surrendered on 3rd April 1947.

One hundred and twenty-five years ago in August 1897, Walter Bersey introduced to London’s roads twenty-five of his eponymous electric cabs. Affectionately known by cockney cabbies as ‘The ‘Umming Bird’ because of the sound they made, they had 40 batteries strapped under the body, and weighing ¾ ton could travel for 40 miles at a maximum speed of 9mph! The Bersey was almost certainly the first mechanically propelled cab in the world, and curiously like its famous predecessor, today’s latest cabs are now also propelled by electricity.

My first cab, now some 26 years ago, also had very little protection from the elements, it was the ‘classic’ that could have been featured in a post-war Hollywood film with Cary Grant waving it down on a rain-swept London street.

The designers of this Austin FX4 taxi had incorporated some rather novel features. Naturally, it wasn’t blessed with power steering, but to compensate, it had a steering wheel so large it wouldn’t have looked out of place on an ocean liner. The vehicle also had the rather startling habit of swerving wildly just as you approached a narrow road restriction. The rise in summer temperatures, due to global warming, has necessitated the need for air conditioning, which was, of course, absent in the post-war engineering of the FX4. However, another novel feature was included: heating that was continually activated. A clever piece of British technology ensured that hot water from the engine could by-pass a valve meant to arrest the flow, and couldn’t be turned off. Not only were the windscreen wipers ineffective, but careful positioning of the dashboard vent also ensured the driver’s portion of the glass wasn’t troubled by any de-misting air. All these features might have been engineering at its zenith when it was designed, but the problem was the vehicles were still in production nearly half-a-century later. Which made them considerably more enduring than Walter Bersey’s prodigy, his electric vehicles stayed in service for only six years before being overtaken, literally, by the first internal combustion petrol-driven cab, the Prunel.

Another concession for the FX4 to 20th-century motoring was a radio. I suppose passengers were forever complaining to the Public Carriage Office about cabbies talking too much. Today 24-hour Talk Sport radio broadcasting has relieved many passengers from listening to their driver’s opinion of the shortcomings of England’s manager being now replaced by hearing some bloke’s opinion on the same topic blaring out of the radio instead.

The London cab trade is far older than the ‘Umming Bird’, or even some of today’s elderly cabbies. In 1634 the first recognised cab rank was established at the Maypole in the Strand, where St. Mary-le-Strand church is today, by Captain Bailey, a member of Sir Walter Raleigh’s expeditions. Twenty years later Oliver Cromwell, ever anxious to control every aspect of English lives, brought in an Act of Parliament, which set up The Fellowship of Master Hackney Carriages licensing 200 cabbies. That original Act some 368 years ago makes the London cab the oldest regulated public transport system in the world.

It might not come as a surprise to a lot of people that regulation of London’s cabs and its drivers would later be the responsibility of the Sewers Office. Maintaining the city’s pipes and gullies, as well as the paving of the streets, was originally funded from the licence fees of public vehicles, carts, drays and cabs. Today London’s cabs are licensed by the catchily named ‘Transport for London (London Taxis and Private Hire)’, or TFLTPH, formerly known as the Public Carriage Office.

Taken from my contribution to This England Annual 2022.
Featured image: An 1897 Bersey Electrical Cab Rear at the British Motor Museum, Gaydon © Vauxford (CC BY-SA 4.0).