London in Quotations: Sophie Kinsella

Because it is the triumph of a lack of planning –both for good and bad. It’s chaos –and whether you say that with a gasp of despair or glee or both is up to you. Whereas Paris (certainly in the centre) is the success of a single overarching monomaniacal topographic vision, London is a chaotic patchwork of history, architecture, style, as disorganised as any dream, and like any dream possessing an underlying logic, but one that we can’t quite make sense of, though we know it’s there. A shoved-together city cobbled from centuries of distinct aesthetics disrespectfully clotted in a magnificent triumph of architectural philistinism. A city of jingoist sculptures, concrete caryatids, ugly ugly ugly financial bombast, reconfiguration. A city full of parks and gardens, which have always been magic places, one of the greenest cities in the world, though it’s a very dirty shade of green –and what sort of grimy dryads does London throw up? You tell me.

China Miéville (b.1972)

London Trivia: Test Match Special

On 10 March 1906, rumoured to have been funded by a few businessmen wanting to get to and from Lord’s Cricket Ground during Test Matches, the Baker Street and Waterloo Underground Line was opened. ‘Bakerloo’ was first coined by the Evening News. The trains ran between Baker Street and Lambeth North. It is now the 9th busiest line on the network, carrying over 111 million passengers annually.

On 10 March 1886 the First Great Terrier Show precursor to Cruft’s was organised in London by Spratt’s dog biscuit salesman Charles Cruft

Temple Bar on Fleet Street displayed decapitated traitors heads on spikes after being boiled in brine and cumin seeds to deter pecking birds

On Knight’s Road Docklands the world’s largest tin of syrup is affixed to Tate & Lyle’s factory producing the world’s oldest branded product

In his will Dickens stipulated that no monuments be erected to his memory, that’s why London has no statues of one of its greatest writers

On 10 March 1914 suffragette Mary Richardson attacked Velazquez’s painting the Rokeby Venus, hanging in the National Gallery, with an axe

Now charmingly inaccurate, the life-sized models of dinosaurs in Crystal Palace Park, constructed in the 1850s were the first in the world

The basement at 27 Endell Street was once the animal depot for West End theatres once two bulls escaped liberating a menagerie on Soho streets

A white strip near BBC White City marks the finish of the world’s first modern marathon in 1908 originally 25 miles extended to 26m 385yards

Early rear view mirrors in taxis couldn’t be adjusted allegedly to prevent drivers from ogling the legs of their lady passengers

South Bank’s Anchor Brewery, once the largest brewery in the world, all that remains is the old brewery tap the Anchor Tavern on Park Street

Burrell & Co on Blasker Walk Docklands once manufactured dyes, red smoke from the chimneys would tint the local pigeons rose-pink

CabbieBlog-cab.gifTrivial Matter: London in 140 characters is taken from the daily Twitter feed @cabbieblog.
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Previously Posted: Divided by a common language

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

Divided by a common language (15.02.11)

It’s that time of year again when all the hotel chains offer cut price breaks to pull in the punters.

In the summer months communicating with London’s visitors is simple: those tourists from the Middle East have learnt two or possibly three words of English; “Harrods”, “Selfridges” and “ThankYou”. Europeans on the other hand make a better fist of it: the Dutch have better English grammar than most cabbies I know (I was told once that they watched BBC TV from a young age); most other Europeans have English as their second language and feel the need to brush up their linguistic skills with any cabbie they can find. The ever resourceful Japanese take some headed notepaper from their hotel room and show it to the driver.

Thank goodness the American’s have a sense of humour for although they speak American it is not easily understood by the English “Our hotel is in South-Waark” or “Li-Cest-Tur Square are common phrases. But after some good humoured banter on the correct pronunciation of tomato or potato we usually manage to arrive at their destination.

But for our bargain mini break visitors, well, it’s frankly embarrassing; to paraphrase it is like two languages conjoined by a common country. If I can do my best at Estuary Speak and sprinkle “geezer”, “wots up” and “fink” into my lexicon, those northern folks after watching Eastenders four times a week since the old King died, should at least understand me and I them.

But help is at hand from of all people The University of Leeds who are preparing a “Language and dialect atlas of Britain in the 21st Century”. In an important use of their £460,000 research grant they intend to highlight regional variations of English.

Just how we have got to this stage of the development of English since we have been speaking it among ourselves since Saxon times, with just a slight interruption from the Normans, I don’t know. For by now the BBC’s received English should be the spoken norm for all of us.

But what I do know is that Wayne and Charlene will not be using the research paper to brush up their cockernee for their next visit to the Capital. And certainly can I be bovvered?

A confluence of anniversaries

Matt Brown writing on Londonist: Time Machine for Substack has pointed out a remarkable anniversary.

In 2051 a showcase event will almost certainly be held in London.

It will mark the 200th anniversary of the Great Exhibition; the centenary of the 1951 Festival of Britain; and 2,000 years since the Romans founded London.

He points out there’s some uncertainty about the date of the Romans leaving London which is usually given as AD 47. There’s enough wiggle room that the 2,000 celebrations could be held off until 2051. After all, Londinium wasn’t built in a day.

Will there be a modern Crystal Palace, a recreated Skylon, or a new London Wall?

Yes, that is in 27 years, and if I make it, I’ll be 104.

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Simply free

In the past, I have tinkered with paid posts using Patreon, and if I’m honest it turned a hobby into a stressful business.

CabbieBlog is free, despite having many ‘Protected’ posts, these, as I wrote recently, are to stop copyright trolls targeting the site, rather than charging per view.

But back to the pros and cons of charging to read my missives.

This ‘no paywall’ strategy is fairly unusual, especially among more established blogs, and it’s certainly not for everyone. But these days it works well enough for me. So I thought I’d share a few thoughts about this option, and why it can be a good choice for most hobbyists.

Less stress

My peers who paywall have excellent reasons for doing so. But they all grapple with a difficult issue, what to offer their paying subscribers? Many produce ‘bonus’ content in the form of additional posts, which means extra work. Others paywall a portion of each post, reducing their audience from thousands to hundreds.

When you dispense with paywalls, publishing is straightforward. Everyone gets everything! You can focus your creative efforts on your writing rather than your monetisation strategy.

More freedom

The minute you paywall, you turn your readers into customers. You’re creating an expectation that they will get something specific for their money. And you know what they say: ‘The customer is always right.’

Having customers can be a little like having a boss. And frankly, the main reason I decided to write on WordPress was to gain more independence. In a no-paywall zone, I can write about whatever I want, however, I want, as often or as little as I want.

The write way

Since I don’t charge at all for my writing, I view the blog as a little gift available to all, and gifting is more fun than selling.

So here’s the obvious question: By forgoing a paywall, am I missing a valuable income stream? Probably! But would that additional income be worth the extra work and stress? Doubtful.

So yes, I’d love to have paying subscribers, not just for the money but for the bragging rights. I’d love to tell people about my thousands of paying subscribers and how my blog earns me a good living.

But it’s hard enough to upload something, anything daily, without worrying if my supporters approve.

Assuming WordPress doesn’t tinker more to the detriment of the hobbyist (as I’ve often written it’s doubtful in my opinion), I’m in this for the long haul, and I’m enjoying the paywall-free ride enough to justify the slower pace.

 

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