Johnson’s London Dictionary: British Museum

BRITISH MUSEUM (n.) A repository of historic memorabilia much frequented by Children carrying pencils and clipboards, each bearing a bored countenance

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The London Grill: Jennifer El Gammal

We challenge our contributors to reply to ten devilishly probing questions about their London and we don’t take “Sorry Gov” for an answer. Everyone sitting in the hot seat they will face the same questions ranging from their favourite way to spend a day out in the capital to their most hated building on London’s skyline to find out what Londoners really think about their city. The questions are the same but the answers vary wildly.

Jennifer is a musician, magician and award-winning London Blue Badge Tourist Guide. A bit dreamy, often happy, always hungry for new experiences, new encounters, new adventures… Originally from Belgium, she fell in love with London on her first visit at the age of 15 and never looked back! She designed the London Magic Tour (www.londonmagictour.com), a walk about the real history of magic from medieval witches and alchemists to tales of great illusionists past and present, interspersed with magic tricks. As a musician, she regularly performs with her duo “One Voice, One Cello & A Mad Belgian” (www.onevoiceonecelloandamadbelgian.com), where she sings and plays soprano saxophone and melodeon. You can contact her at her website (www.amadbelgian.org).

What’s your secret London tip?

Don’t be afraid of getting lost! London is wonderfully full of hidden gems, mysterious alleyways and secret courtyards only accessible to those who explore. So be curious and adventurous, and don’t be afraid to get lost: that’s when the interesting discoveries occur!

What’s your secret London place?

Temple, just off the Strand. It’s only a minute away from the hustle bustle of modern London but you feel transported in another world, beautiful, quiet and just mysterious enough. For a second, you can feel you’ve travelled in time!

What’s your biggest gripe about London?

There are too many cars! Despite the very efficient public transport system, too many people drive into town on their own, which creates traffic jam, pollution, accidents and makes life harder for pedestrians, cyclists, busses… and cab drivers!

What’s your favourite building?

The London Library, a stunning place made up of four separate buildings. Tucked away on the corner of St James’s square, with books from floor to ceiling and large desk spaces for members to work on, it is a place of inspiration and talent which never ceases to amaze me. It is full of interesting (and quirky) characters, too!

What’s your most hated building?

Centre Point, this tall tower that looms over Tottenham Court Road Station, creating wind tunnels and overpowering smaller nearby landmarks such as St Giles’s Church and Denmark Street.

What’s the best view in London?

The Thames at night, from a bridge or, even better, from a boat! Go through central London on the Thames Clipper at dusk, you will fall in love with it all over again.

What’s your personal London landmark?

The Houses of Parliament and its incredibly detailed and intricate Victorian Gothic architecture. The best way to admire it in full is from the other side of the river. I have known it for years yet I am still in awe each time I cycle past it — especially when it is beautifully lit at night.

What’s London’s best film, book or documentary?

John Lanchester’s Capital. A London-based novel that spans an incredibly large range of characters and gives a real sense of London seen from a multitude of different perspectives. Beautifully written, it shows the human side of London: a great read to accompany your discovery of its history and architecture!

What’s your favourite bar, pub or restaurant?

Bar Italia, in Soho. Just opposite the prestigious Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club, Bar Italia is a Soho institution, usually open until 5am. The best late-night coffee in town and a true part of London’s history, I love how unassuming it is, whilst still providing very high-quality coffee and Italian treats?

How would you spend your ideal day off in London?

Wandering around Soho, its hidden alleyways and ever-changing range of cafes and shops. Then I would pop by the Harp pub for a good beer and a chat with the regulars, before going to see a show, maybe a good old-fashioned musical with a lot of happy, cheesy songs and good tap. And I would end the night at the Phoenix Artists Club for good music and interesting encounters before cycling back home.

London in Quotations: David Thewlis

I walk to Oxford Street and climb on the number 8. It’s freezing and it starts to rain and it’s the ugliest bus I’ve ever seen, rattling down the ugliest streets, in the ugliest city, in the ugliest country, in the ugliest of all possible worlds.

David Thewlis (b.1963), The Late Hector Kipling

London Trivia: Spaghetti House seige

On 3 October 1975 the six remaining hostages, held at the Spaghetti House Restaurant, Knightsbridge were released after 5 days. Robbers had originally intended stealing the £13,000 week’s takings. One of the staff had escaped, alerting the police

On 3 October 1929 the Dominion Theatre, Tottenham Court Road opened, it was a cinema within three years

In 1736 gravedigger Thomas Jenkins received 100 lashes for selling dead bodies from St Dunstan and All Saints, Stepney High Street

Underneath the MI6 building is the overflow pipe for the River Effra, it’s just big enough to launch a mini-submarine from the orifice

Nell Gywnn, orange seller and mistress to Charles II was born in the Coal Yard, now Stukeley Street off Drury Lane in 1650

After his victory over England Hitler had a plan to dismantle Nelson’s Column in Trafalgar Square and display it in Berlin

Only one house where Charles Dickens lived still stands 48 Doughty Street from 1837 to 1839 here he wrote Oliver Twist and The Pickwick Papers

The upper span of Tower Bridge was originally a walkway but it was closed in 1910 as it had become a haunt of prostitutes

One of the Scotland fans who invaded the pitch at Wembley in 1977 was Rod Stewart. In the commotion someone nicked his Cartier watch

In 1910 the London and North Western Railway offered its business passengers the on-board services of Miss Tarrant. (Typist)

In 2013 one ton of dust was removed from the attics at Kensington Palace, the first time since 1719 they had been cleaned

In the 1950s three members of the Attkins family were Highgate’s fishmonger, butcher and dentist – known as Fishkins, Porkins and Toothkins

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Test Your Knowledge: October

This month’s questions cover a wide number of subjects, so you should manage one or two. As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. Canary Wharf is in what London borough?
Tower Hamlets
CORRECT Despite the wealth of many working in Canary Wharf the borough of Tower Hamlets, where it’s located is ranked third most deprived in London.
Newham
WRONG Despite the wealth of many working in Canary Wharf the borough of Tower Hamlets, where it’s located is ranked third most deprived in London.
Hackney
WRONG Despite the wealth of many working in Canary Wharf the borough of Tower Hamlets, where it’s located is ranked third most deprived in London.
2. Name the famous Jazz club located at 47 Frith Street, Soho.
Jazz After Dark
WRONG The Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club opened on 30 October 1959 in a basement at 39 Gerrard Street by musicians Ronnie Scott and Pete King, moving in 1965 to a larger venue in nearby 47 Frith Street.
Ronnie Scott’s
CORRECT The Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club opened on 30 October 1959 in a basement at 39 Gerrard Street by musicians Ronnie Scott and Pete King, moving in 1965 to a larger venue in nearby 47 Frith Street.
The Piano Bar Soho
WRONG The Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club opened on 30 October 1959 in a basement at 39 Gerrard Street by musicians Ronnie Scott and Pete King, moving in 1965 to a larger venue in nearby 47 Frith Street.
3. Name the largest of London’s subterranean rivers.
Fleet
CORRECT The River Fleet is the largest of London’s subterranean rivers. Its headwaters are two streams on Hampstead Heath, reaching the Thames beneath Blackfriars Bridge.
Walbrook
WRONG The River Fleet is the largest of London’s subterranean rivers. Its headwaters are two streams on Hampstead Heath, reaching the Thames beneath Blackfriars Bridge.
Tyburn
WRONG The River Fleet is the largest of London’s subterranean rivers. Its headwaters are two streams on Hampstead Heath, reaching the Thames beneath Blackfriars Bridge.
4. How many tube stations have the word ‘Square’ in their name?
4
CORRECT Four: Euston Square, Leicester Square, Russell Square, Sloane Square.
2
WRONG Four: Euston Square, Leicester Square, Russell Square, Sloane Square.
6
WRONG Four: Euston Square, Leicester Square, Russell Square, Sloane Square.
5. Name the Home County NOT bordering London
Sussex
CORRECT Six of the Home Counties border London: Essex, Herts, Surrey, Buckinghamshire, Kent and Berkshire, but NOT Sussex, East or West.
Essex
WRONG Six of the Home Counties border London: Essex, Herts, Surrey, Buckinghamshire, Kent and Berkshire, but NOT Sussex, East or West.
Surrey
WRONG Six of the Home Counties border London: Essex, Herts, Surrey, Buckinghamshire, Kent and Berkshire, but NOT Sussex, East or West.
6. What does Paul McCartney wear on his feet on the cover of Abbey Road?
Desert boots
WRONG Paul McCartney claimed it was hot and he kicked off his sandals before the shoot. Why walking on the hot paved road in bare feet was more comfortable than wearing shoes/sandals are unclear. John wears white Spring Court sneakers; George is wearing Clarks desert boots, and Ringo wears sensible black brogues.
Nothing
CORRECT Paul McCartney claimed it was hot and he kicked off his sandals before the shoot. Why walking on the hot paved road in bare feet was more comfortable than wearing shoes/sandals are unclear. John wears white Spring Court sneakers; George is wearing Clarks desert boots, and Ringo wears sensible black brogues.
Brogues
WRONG Paul McCartney claimed it was hot and he kicked off his sandals before the shoot. Why walking on the hot paved road in bare feet was more comfortable than wearing shoes/sandals are unclear. John wears white Spring Court sneakers; George is wearing Clarks desert boots, and Ringo wears sensible black brogues.
7. What annual event/parade is be held In London in early July each year?
Notting Hill Carnival
WRONG The first official UK Gay Pride Rally was held in London on 1 July 1972 (chosen as the nearest Saturday to the anniversary of the Stonewall riots of 1969) it attracted approximately 2,000 participants. Since 1966 on the streets of Notting Hill, Carnival takes place over 2 days during the August Bank Holiday. Founded by athletes Chris Brasher and John Disley in 1981, the London is typically held in April.
London Marathon
WRONG The first official UK Gay Pride Rally was held in London on 1 July 1972 (chosen as the nearest Saturday to the anniversary of the Stonewall riots of 1969) it attracted approximately 2,000 participants. Since 1966 on the streets of Notting Hill, Carnival takes place over 2 days during the August Bank Holiday. Founded by athletes Chris Brasher and John Disley in 1981, the London is typically held in April.
Gay Pride
CORRECT The first official UK Gay Pride Rally was held in London on 1 July 1972 (chosen as the nearest Saturday to the anniversary of the Stonewall riots of 1969) it attracted approximately 2,000 participants. Since 1966 on the streets of Notting Hill, Carnival takes place over 2 days during the August Bank Holiday. Founded by athletes Chris Brasher and John Disley in 1981, the London is typically held in April.
8. The clock face above the entrance of The Horse Guards has a black spot on it at 2 o’clock – what does this commemorate?
The Prince of Wales was being shown the restoration, and he slipped with his paintbrush
WRONG A dark stain above the Roman number two on the clock face is supposed to mark the time of the execution of King Charles I in 1649, which took place in the roadway outside Horse Guards. The annual ceremony of Trooping the Colour commences when the Horse Guards clock strikes eleven.
It’s the exact time they Troop the Colour here
WRONG A dark stain above the Roman number two on the clock face is supposed to mark the time of the execution of King Charles I in 1649, which took place in the roadway outside Horse Guards. The annual ceremony of Trooping the Colour commences when the Horse Guards clock strikes eleven.
The time that King Charles I was executed
CORRECT A dark stain above the Roman number two on the clock face is supposed to mark the time of the execution of King Charles I in 1649, which took place in the roadway outside Horse Guards. The annual ceremony of Trooping the Colour commences when the Horse Guards clock strikes eleven.
9. Prince Albert, Lewis Carroll and Queen Victoria’s doctor were all suspects in what police case?
The hunt for Jack the Ripper
CORRECT There have been over 500 ‘suspects’ identified over the years as Jack the Ripper. Dr Thomas Neill Cream is but one, who was hanged for an unrelated murder at Newgate Prison. His executioner, James Billington, swears Cream’s last words were “I am Jack the …” Which is, admittedly, a weird thing to say if your name is Thomas.
Establishing the father of Charles Darwin
WRONG There have been over 500 ‘suspects’ identified over the years as Jack the Ripper. Dr Thomas Neill Cream is but one, who was hanged for an unrelated murder at Newgate Prison. His executioner, James Billington, swears Cream’s last words were “I am Jack the …” Which is, admittedly, a weird thing to say if your name is Thomas.
Whether they were implicated in the attempted assassination of Queen Victoria
WRONG There have been over 500 ‘suspects’ identified over the years as Jack the Ripper. Dr Thomas Neill Cream is but one, who was hanged for an unrelated murder at Newgate Prison. His executioner, James Billington, swears Cream’s last words were “I am Jack the …” Which is, admittedly, a weird thing to say if your name is Thomas.
10. The Oval is named after the oval road it was built on – but what was the oval road built around?
A pickle factory
WRONG A humble cabbage patch prevented Harleyford Road from being constructed in a straight line. Gasholder No 1 near the Oval famous as the backdrop to so many cricket matches is now protected. When it was built in 1877-9, this was the largest one in the world.
A cabbage patch
CORRECT A humble cabbage patch prevented Harleyford Road from being constructed in a straight line. Gasholder No 1 near the Oval famous as the backdrop to so many cricket matches is now protected. When it was built in 1877-9, this was the largest one in the world.
A gasholder
WRONG A humble cabbage patch prevented Harleyford Road from being constructed in a straight line. Gasholder No 1 near the Oval famous as the backdrop to so many cricket matches is now protected. When it was built in 1877-9, this was the largest one in the world.

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