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Test Your Knowledge: October 2022

This month’s quiz is about all the street furniture in London we take for granted and therefore it could be titled: It’s a load of old bollards. As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. For what purpose did London’s first bollards originally serve?
Old lampost bases
WRONG The first bollards installed in London were French cannons. So many were captured at the Battle of Trafalgar, that the Government decided rather than waste them, they could protect kerbs from the thousands of iron-shod wheels of London’s carts. A cannonball was often inserted into the barrel, although copied in later years, some originals can still be found near Shakespeare’s Globe.
Captured naval cannons
CORRECT The first bollards installed in London were French cannons. So many were captured at the Battle of Trafalgar, that the Government decided rather than waste them, they could protect kerbs from the thousands of iron-shod wheels of London’s carts. A cannonball was often inserted into the barrel, although copied in later years, some originals can still be found near Shakespeare’s Globe.
Disused distance waymarkers
WRONG The first bollards installed in London were French cannons. So many were captured at the Battle of Trafalgar, that the Government decided rather than waste them, they could protect kerbs from the thousands of iron-shod wheels of London’s carts. A cannonball was often inserted into the barrel, although copied in later years, some originals can still be found near Shakespeare’s Globe.
2. All over London are to be found blue plaques, many erected by English Heritage. The Square Mile has only one official English Heritage plaque, who does it commemorate?
Charles Dickins
WRONG The brown plaque at 16 Gough Square is one of the earliest to survive, having been erected by the Society of Arts in 1876. Shortly thereafter, the society came to an agreement that any commemorations within the Square Mile would be handled by the City of London Corporation. Johnson’s was the only one to have been erected in the City up to that point. It is an anomaly in that it lies within the City of London which has no Blue Plaques commemorating historic sites.
Samuel Johnson
CORRECT The brown plaque at 16 Gough Square is one of the earliest to survive, having been erected by the Society of Arts in 1876. Shortly thereafter, the society came to an agreement that any commemorations within the Square Mile would be handled by the City of London Corporation. Johnson’s was the only one to have been erected in the City up to that point. It is an anomaly in that it lies within the City of London which has no Blue Plaques commemorating historic sites.
Samuel Pepys
WRONG The brown plaque at 16 Gough Square is one of the earliest to survive, having been erected by the Society of Arts in 1876. Shortly thereafter, the society came to an agreement that any commemorations within the Square Mile would be handled by the City of London Corporation. Johnson’s was the only one to have been erected in the City up to that point. It is an anomaly in that it lies within the City of London which has no Blue Plaques commemorating historic sites.
3. Once ubiquitous on London’s streets, police call boxes now only live on in the popular imagination thanks to Doctor Who. Outside which tube station can you still find a police box, albeit a 1990s pastiche?
Earls Court
CORRECT By 1953, there were 685 police boxes on the streets of London, but the arrival of the personal radio started to render them redundant. Back in the mid-1990s, Earl’s Court was still a very run-down area with plenty of prostitution and drugs, part of the clean-up was the introduction of a police box to give the local bobby somewhere to use as a local base of operations.
Barons Court
WRONG By 1953, there were 685 police boxes on the streets of London, but the arrival of the personal radio started to render them redundant. Back in the mid-1990s, Earl’s Court was still a very run-down area with plenty of prostitution and drugs, part of the clean-up was the introduction of a police box to give the local bobby somewhere to use as a local base of operations.
Tottenham Court Road
WRONG By 1953, there were 685 police boxes on the streets of London, but the arrival of the personal radio started to render them redundant. Back in the mid-1990s, Earl’s Court was still a very run-down area with plenty of prostitution and drugs, part of the clean-up was the introduction of a police box to give the local bobby somewhere to use as a local base of operations.
4. Behind the Savoy in Carting Lane can be found a lampost which gets its power from a very unusual source. What powers its illumination?
Methane
CORRECT The Webb Patent Sewer Gas Lamp was a sewer gas destructor lamp, designed to remove the dangerous build-up of methane in the sewers, it is the last of its kind in London.
Butane
WRONG The Webb Patent Sewer Gas Lamp was a sewer gas destructor lamp, designed to remove the dangerous build-up of methane in the sewers, it is the last of its kind in London.
Hydrogen
WRONG The Webb Patent Sewer Gas Lamp was a sewer gas destructor lamp, designed to remove the dangerous build-up of methane in the sewers, it is the last of its kind in London.
5. Where would you find a memorial to London’s last wolf?
Aldgate
CORRECT Aldgate pump has a wolf’s head protruding from its base, said to mark the spot where the last wolf was shot in the City of London.
Bishopsgate
WRONG Aldgate pump has a wolf’s head protruding from its base, said to mark the spot where the last wolf was shot in the City of London.
Moorgate
WRONG Aldgate pump has a wolf’s head protruding from its base, said to mark the spot where the last wolf was shot in the City of London.
6. A bench opposite Boudica’s statue near Big Ben commemorates its use by a famous politician. What is it called?
The Boris Bench
WRONG In 1885 Bismarck, Germany’s Chancellor on a state visit was taken to the Barclay Brewery in Southwark and asked if he would like to partake in a ‘drop’ of the company’s strongest brew. Bismarck was given a half-flagon which he emptied, he then due to a misunderstanding proceeded to down a second. Passing over Westminster Bridge, he ordered his vehicle to stop, alighted and promptly lurched towards a bench. Giving instructions to be woken in an hour.
The Bismarck Bench
CORRECT In 1885 Bismarck, Germany’s Chancellor on a state visit was taken to the Barclay Brewery in Southwark and asked if he would like to partake in a ‘drop’ of the company’s strongest brew. Bismarck was given a half-flagon which he emptied, he then due to a misunderstanding proceeded to down a second. Passing over Westminster Bridge, he ordered his vehicle to stop, alighted and promptly lurched towards a bench. Giving instructions to be woken in an hour.
The Betty Boothroyd Bench
WRONG In 1885 Bismarck, Germany’s Chancellor on a state visit was taken to the Barclay Brewery in Southwark and asked if he would like to partake in a ‘drop’ of the company’s strongest brew. Bismarck was given a half-flagon which he emptied, he then due to a misunderstanding proceeded to down a second. Passing over Westminster Bridge, he ordered his vehicle to stop, alighted and promptly lurched towards a bench. Giving instructions to be woken in an hour.
7. Since Queen Victoria’s reign, most post boxes have carried the monogram of the reigning monarch. Which king or queen has the fewest examples in London?
George VI
WRONG Edward VIII was king for only 327 days, so it’s hardly surprising that there are only 57 countrywide. London accounts for 10: Beckenham, Finchley, Mill Hill, Peckham, Southwark (2), NW4, SE6 (2), SE15.
Elizabeth II
WRONG Edward VIII was king for only 327 days, so it’s hardly surprising that there are only 57 countrywide. London accounts for 10: Beckenham, Finchley, Mill Hill, Peckham, Southwark (2), NW4, SE6 (2), SE15.
Edward VIII
CORRECT Edward VIII was king for only 327 days, so it’s hardly surprising that there are only 57 countrywide. London accounts for 10: Beckenham, Finchley, Mill Hill, Peckham, Southwark (2), NW4, SE6 (2), SE15.
8. The London Borough of Lambeth is the only London authority (apart from the City) to use Albertus typeface on its street signs, the rest of London uniformly uses Univers Bold Condensed. Why is Lambeth different?
Lambeth is a nuclear-free zone, the signage indicates you’re in a safe place
WRONG Berthold Ludwig Wolpe was a Jewish German designer born in Offenbach, he emigrated to England in 1935 and became a naturalized British citizen in 1947. He resided in Lambeth until he died in 1989. He named his famous typeface after Albertus Magnus, a 13th-century German philosopher and theologian.
A former leader of Lambeth Council designed the typeface
WRONG Berthold Ludwig Wolpe was a Jewish German designer born in Offenbach, he emigrated to England in 1935 and became a naturalized British citizen in 1947. He resided in Lambeth until he died in 1989. He named his famous typeface after Albertus Magnus, a 13th-century German philosopher and theologian.
The typeface designer lived in Lambeth
CORRECT Berthold Ludwig Wolpe was a Jewish German designer born in Offenbach, he emigrated to England in 1935 and became a naturalized British citizen in 1947. He resided in Lambeth until he died in 1989. He named his famous typeface after Albertus Magnus, a 13th-century German philosopher and theologian.
9. Outside London Zoo’s Penguin Beach is an early example of an object found on many of the Capital’s streets. What is it?
A phone box
CORRECT The early K3 telephone kiosk is made from pre-cast concrete sections. There were originally 12,000 K3 kiosks across the UK, but today only three remain — and this is the only one in London.
A Victorian postbox
WRONG The early K3 telephone kiosk is made from pre-cast concrete sections. There were originally 12,000 K3 kiosks across the UK, but today only three remain — and this is the only one in London.
An Edwardian gas lamp
WRONG The early K3 telephone kiosk is made from pre-cast concrete sections. There were originally 12,000 K3 kiosks across the UK, but today only three remain — and this is the only one in London.
10. Sir Goldsworthy Gurney is credited with designing a lifesaving piece of street furniture. Can you name the object?
Pedestrian road refuge island
WRONG Two engineers Joseph Bazalgette, and the excellently-named Sir Goldsworthy Gurney were brought in to build a proper sewer system to contain London’s waste and to design a simple way to ventilate the gases produced by its rotting. Gurney’s stink pipes follow, more-or-less, the route of the main sewers, the gas they ventilate is a delightful cocktail that includes methane, hydrogen sulphide and ammonia — all flammable, all smelly.
A stink pipe
CORRECT Two engineers Joseph Bazalgette, and the excellently-named Sir Goldsworthy Gurney were brought in to build a proper sewer system to contain London’s waste and to design a simple way to ventilate the gases produced by its rotting. Gurney’s stink pipes follow, more-or-less, the route of the main sewers, the gas they ventilate is a delightful cocktail that includes methane, hydrogen sulphide and ammonia — all flammable, all smelly.
Traffic lights
WRONG Two engineers Joseph Bazalgette, and the excellently-named Sir Goldsworthy Gurney were brought in to build a proper sewer system to contain London’s waste and to design a simple way to ventilate the gases produced by its rotting. Gurney’s stink pipes follow, more-or-less, the route of the main sewers, the gas they ventilate is a delightful cocktail that includes methane, hydrogen sulphide and ammonia — all flammable, all smelly.
11. As a bonus, what was the fate of the inventor of the pedestrian road refuge?
A bus ran over him as he cut the ribbon at its inauguration
WRONG In 1864 London’s first traffic island was built in St James’s Street. It was funded by one Colonel Pierpoint who was afraid of being knocked down on his way to (and more likely from) his Pall Mall club. When it was finished, the good colonel dashed across the road to admire his creation, tripped and was bowled over by a cab.
He stepped off his invention and was hit by a taxi
CORRECT In 1864 London’s first traffic island was built in St James’s Street. It was funded by one Colonel Pierpoint who was afraid of being knocked down on his way to (and more likely from) his Pall Mall club. When it was finished, the good colonel dashed across the road to admire his creation, tripped and was bowled over by a cab.
The manufacturer killed him in a dispute over payment
WRONG In 1864 London’s first traffic island was built in St James’s Street. It was funded by one Colonel Pierpoint who was afraid of being knocked down on his way to (and more likely from) his Pall Mall club. When it was finished, the good colonel dashed across the road to admire his creation, tripped and was bowled over by a cab.

Gaslighted

A few years ago Time Out (when it appeared in printed form) ran a series: Bloggers picks:15 things to do in London this Autumn, naturally CabbieBlog made a contribution and this was my take on Autumnal London.

See Victorian London blaze into life

There aren’t many places left in the capital where you feel like you may be in Dickensian London, but Kensington Palace Gardens is one of them. At night you’ll notice the soft glow emanating from the street lights: they’re a handful of the 1,500 Victorian gas lamps remaining in the city. Just five lamplighters maintain them – it’s a job so popular that vacancies are rarely advertised by British Gas. As dusk falls and the birds start to roost in the trees, a clockwork device inside each lamp turns on the gas jet, which is ignited by the continually burning pilot light. The flame then heats a silk casing coated in lime oxide which turns white-hot and gives off that misty glow. For a short time, modern-day London is but a memory.

Now if it wasn’t for the pressure group The London Gasketeers, Westminster would have replaced the last of these lamps with LEDs. The council had argued that repairs on the lamps were difficult and expensive, and led to dangerously darkened streets. The local authority will now consult with Historic England, with Cllr Rachael Robathan, the leader of the council, stating:

We all want to preserve these beautiful heritage lamps for the future, but in order to do that we need to make sure they can continue to operate going forward.

We shall be keeping a close watch on this authority’s ambitions for modernity.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Circle Line

CIRCLE LINE (n.) Subterranean stagecoach that doth not fulfil its name having neither a continuous circular shape nor yellow carriages.

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The London Grill: Joanna Moncrieff

We challenge our contributors to reply to ten devilishly probing questions about their London and we don’t take “Sorry Gov” for an answer. Everyone sitting in the hot seat they will face the same questions ranging from their favourite way to spend a day out in the capital to their most hated building on London’s skyline to find out what Londoners think about their city. The questions are the same but the answers vary wildly.

Joanna Moncrieff is a qualified tour guide in both the City of Westminster and Clerkenwell and Islington and has been leading guided walks in these areas and further afield since 2009. Apart from guiding in Central London she also regularly guides in Walthamstow and has delved quite deep into its history and that of neighbouring but very different Chingford where she lives. Her Walthamstow walk ‘From Monoux and Morris to Beer and Bacon Jam’ is a best seller alongside her West End based ‘Foodie themed Christmas Lights’ walk. Joanna has a number of half-finished research projects which she hopes in time to write-up on her blog. Her upcoming public walks are marketed via Footprints of London and can always be found on the following link. Any of these walks can also be offered for private groups and some of them have virtual versions too.

What’s your secret London tip?

Attending lunchtime concerts in City churches. A bit of culture in a beautiful setting. St Bride’s, St Dunstans in the West, St Stephen Walbrook are just a few that offer these on weekday lunchtimes.

What’s your secret London place?

Canonbury Tower. I’m sure people walk past this Tudor building all the time without noticing it. It has a fascinating and rather mysterious history. You can go inside too; Clerkenwell and Islington Guides lead regular tours of it.

What’s your biggest gripe about London?

People riding scooters and electric bikes who seem to have no consideration or awareness of other road or pavement users.

What’s your favourite building?

St Paul’s. I used to work in an office job close by and took a photo almost every time I walked past! Tower Bridge also falls into this category!

What’s your most hated building?

The Strata Tower; it is just so ugly!

What’s the best view in London?

Not very original but from Waterloo Bridge in both directions.

What’s your personal London landmark?

The series of reservoirs along the River Lea close to where I live which I love looking out for when flying home from overseas.

What’s London’s best film, book or documentary?

At the moment the Rivers of London book series.

What’s your favourite restaurant?

Gotto at Here East, Hackney Wick but Zedel Brasserie is a close second.

How would you spend your ideal day off in London?

A random amble which I do quite often with London obsessed friends. We pick an area or a theme and then spend a day wandering about the streets seeking out things of interest and stopping in a pub or two along the way. We have recently been trying to follow routes from an 1887 guide book.

London in Quotations: Laurie Lee

London is the greatest show on Earth, for never have so many human characters been gathered together at one place. Here, in a day, you see the world.

Laurie Lee (1914-1997)