Test Your Knowledge: October 2023

If you’ve only taken a passing interest in CabbieBlog you’d have noticed that Monday’s post is about London Quotes. For the month’s quiz, I’ve given a short line from a quotation and three possible speakers. As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. “Why, Sir, you find no man,”
Samuel Pepys
WRONG “Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.” Boswell and Johnson were discussing whether or not Boswell’s affection for London would wear thin should he choose to live there, as opposed to his occasional visits from Scotland. This discussion happened on 20th September 1777.
Samuel Johnson
CORRECT “Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.” Boswell and Johnson were discussing whether or not Boswell’s affection for London would wear thin should he choose to live there, as opposed to his occasional visits from Scotland. This discussion happened on 20th September 1777.
Samuel Foote
WRONG “Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.” Boswell and Johnson were discussing whether or not Boswell’s affection for London would wear thin should he choose to live there, as opposed to his occasional visits from Scotland. This discussion happened on 20th September 1777.
2. “Goodness me, but isn’t London big?”
Peter Ackroyd
WRONG “Goodness me, but isn’t London big? It seems to start about twenty minutes after you leave Dover and just goes on and on, mile after mile of endless grey suburbs…”. Bill Bryson – Notes from a Small Island.
Bill Bryson
CORRECT “Goodness me, but isn’t London big? It seems to start about twenty minutes after you leave Dover and just goes on and on, mile after mile of endless grey suburbs…”. Bill Bryson – Notes from a Small Island.
Will Self
WRONG “Goodness me, but isn’t London big? It seems to start about twenty minutes after you leave Dover and just goes on and on, mile after mile of endless grey suburbs…”. Bill Bryson – Notes from a Small Island.
3. “When it’s three o’clock in New York,”
Bette Midler
CORRECT “When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.” Bette Midler, American comic.
Joan Rivers
WRONG “When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.” Bette Midler, American comic.
Whoopi Goldberg
WRONG “When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.” Bette Midler, American comic.
4. “Oh, I love London Society!”
Oscar Wilde
CORRECT “Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.” Oscar Wilde – First Act, An Ideal Husband.
George Bernard Shaw
WRONG “Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.” Oscar Wilde – First Act, An Ideal Husband.
John Galsworthy
WRONG “Oh, I love London Society! It is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society should be.” Oscar Wilde – First Act, An Ideal Husband.
5. “…the gondolas of London”.
Benjamin Disraeli
CORRECT Cabs were once described in Parliament by Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli as “Hansom cabs are the gondolas of London”.
William Gladstone
WRONG Cabs were once described in Parliament by Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli as “Hansom cabs are the gondolas of London”.
Lord Palmerston
WRONG Cabs were once described in Parliament by Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli as “Hansom cabs are the gondolas of London”.
6. “I landed in London on a wintry autumn evening. It was dark and raining, and I saw more fog and mud in a minute than I had seen in a year.”
Thomas Carlyle
WRONG “I landed in London on a wintry autumn evening. It was dark and raining, and I saw more fog and mud in a minute than I had seen in a year. I walked from the Custom House to the Monument before I found a coach; and although the very house-fronts, looking on the swollen gutters, were like old friends to me, I could not but admit that they were very dingy friends.” Charles Dickens – David Copperfield, Chapter 59, Return.
Charles Dickens
CORRECT “I landed in London on a wintry autumn evening. It was dark and raining, and I saw more fog and mud in a minute than I had seen in a year. I walked from the Custom House to the Monument before I found a coach; and although the very house-fronts, looking on the swollen gutters, were like old friends to me, I could not but admit that they were very dingy friends.” Charles Dickens – David Copperfield, Chapter 59, Return.
Wilkie Collins
WRONG “I landed in London on a wintry autumn evening. It was dark and raining, and I saw more fog and mud in a minute than I had seen in a year. I walked from the Custom House to the Monument before I found a coach; and although the very house-fronts, looking on the swollen gutters, were like old friends to me, I could not but admit that they were very dingy friends.” Charles Dickens – David Copperfield, Chapter 59, Return.
7. “In this city 300 languages are spoken and the people that speak them live side by side in harmony.”
Boris Johnson
WRONG “In this city, 300 languages are spoken and the people that speak them live side by side in harmony. This city typifies what I believe is the future of the human race and a future where we grow together and we share and we learn from each other.” – Ken Livingstone, London Mayor.
Sadiq Khan
WRONG “In this city, 300 languages are spoken and the people that speak them live side by side in harmony. This city typifies what I believe is the future of the human race and a future where we grow together and we share and we learn from each other.” – Ken Livingstone, London Mayor.
Ken Livingstone
CORRECT “In this city, 300 languages are spoken and the people that speak them live side by side in harmony. This city typifies what I believe is the future of the human race and a future where we grow together and we share and we learn from each other.” – Ken Livingstone, London Mayor.
8. “The streets of London have their map, but our passions are uncharted”
Doris Lessing
WRONG “The streets of London have their map, but our passions are uncharted. What are you going to meet if you turn this corner.” Virginia Woolf – Jacob’s Room.
Beatrix Potter
WRONG “The streets of London have their map, but our passions are uncharted. What are you going to meet if you turn this corner.” Virginia Woolf – Jacob’s Room.
Virginia Woolf
CORRECT “The streets of London have their map, but our passions are uncharted. What are you going to meet if you turn this corner.” Virginia Woolf – Jacob’s Room.
9. “I’m leaving because the weather is too good.”
Groucho Marks
CORRECT “I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.” Groucho Marks.
Robin Williams
WRONG “I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.” Groucho Marks.
Richard Pryor
WRONG “I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.” Groucho Marks.
10. “My Dad says that being a Londoner has nothing to do with where you’re born.”
Julian Fellowes
WRONG “My Dad says that being a Londoner has nothing to do with where you’re born. He says that there are people who get off a jumbo jet at Heathrow, go through immigration waving any kind of passport, hop on the tube and by the time the train’s pulled into Piccadilly Circus they’ve become a Londoner.” Ben Aaronovitch – Moon Over Soho.
Ben Aaronovitch
CORRECT “My Dad says that being a Londoner has nothing to do with where you’re born. He says that there are people who get off a jumbo jet at Heathrow, go through immigration waving any kind of passport, hop on the tube and by the time the train’s pulled into Piccadilly Circus they’ve become a Londoner.” Ben Aaronovitch – Moon Over Soho.
Christopher Fowler
WRONG “My Dad says that being a Londoner has nothing to do with where you’re born. He says that there are people who get off a jumbo jet at Heathrow, go through immigration waving any kind of passport, hop on the tube and by the time the train’s pulled into Piccadilly Circus they’ve become a Londoner.” Ben Aaronovitch – Moon Over Soho.

An apology

A short apology for 17th August whinge is necessary. After receiving a parking ticket by Havering Council I vented my spleen on CabbieBlog over the sheer crass assumption that I deserved to be penalised. Well, after challenging the ticket I’ve now received this response:

Thank you for your correspondence challenging the issue of the above Penalty Charge Notice. I am pleased to inform you that upon considering your challenge and your comments, I have decided to cancel this Penalty Charge Notice on this occasion.

Thank you Havering, common sense has prevailed.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Peeler

PEELER (n.) Not to be confused with citrus fruits the nomenclature for police persons doth derive from the founding father of policing.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon

The London Grill: Niall Kishtainy

We challenge our contributors to reply to ten devilishly probing questions about their London and we don’t take “Sorry Gov” for an answer. Everyone sitting in the hot seat they will face the same questions ranging from their favourite way to spend a day out in the capital to their most hated building on London’s skyline to find out what Londoners think about their city. The questions are the same but the answers vary wildly.

Niall Kishtainy is a London-based writer and the author of The Infinite City: Utopian Dreams on the Street of London (2023), a history of London’s utopian visionaries from the 16th century to the present, and A Little History of Economics (2018). He helps budding writers get their projects off the ground at A Desk By The Window. Niall is a former academic, journalist, civil servant and aid worker. He was born in south London and has lived in the city for most of his life. You can find out more about him at niallkishtainy.com.

What’s your secret London tip?

The tour of the archive at the Postal Museum in Islington is brilliant – a quirky exploration of London’s history through the letters and objects that people have sent over the centuries. Afterwards, you can go for a ride on the old mail rail.

What’s your secret London place?

When I was a kid growing up in Wimbledon I once stumbled on an ornate golden building surrounded by woods and water near the common. It’s the Buddhapadipa Temple and you’d never think you’d find such a thing hidden away behind a leafy residential street in south London.

What’s your biggest gripe about London?

The poor quality, expensive housing. The housing crisis will strangle the city if we don’t get a grip on it.

What’s your favourite building?

The 1940s Spa Green Estate in Islington was designed by the Russian architect Berthold Lubetkin. It’s modernism with a human face – sleek and futuristic but warm and welcoming too. It’s a living monument to the dream of social housing and a little fragment of utopia in the heart of the city.

What’s your most hated building?

Grandiose and overly extravagant apartment blocks like One Hyde Park in Knightsbridge, status residences are often used as financial assets rather than as the real homes that the city so badly needs.

What’s the best view in London?

From the garden of the Horniman Museum in south London, you have central London spread out before you, interestingly juxtaposed in the foreground with Dawson’s Heights, a striking council block designed by Kate Macintosh in the 1960s, which looks like a 20th-century version of some ancient citadel.

What’s your personal London landmark?

The Crystal Palace transmitting station, the tall tapered tower with the red light on top. As a boy, I used to gaze out at it at night from my bedroom window on the other side of south London. Now I live close to it so it tells me when I’m getting home.

What’s London’s best film, book or documentary?

I like Mike Leigh’s High Hopes, a bittersweet depiction of a disappearing working-class community around King’s Cross and the emergence of a new moneyed London. There’s a great scene in which one of the main characters, a frustrated working-class socialist, visits Karl Marx’s grave in Highgate Cemetery and tries to explain Marxist theory to his forbearing girlfriend while Japanese tourists jostle around them. The final scene has the couple and the man’s old mum high on a rooftop looking out awestruck over the railway lines and gasworks down below.

What’s your favourite restaurant?

My local Italian, the magnificent, family-run Trattoria Raffaele on Sydenham Road, which has incredible mozzarella-filled dough balls.

How would you spend your ideal day off in London?

A long walk exploring a neighbourhood, maybe one like Silvertown where you see different layers of London history, before ending with a pint at the Prospect of Whitby in Wapping. Alternatively, my kids’ favourite: doing a circuit involving every form of public transport – train, then tube, DLR, cable car, riverboat, bus. Haven’t yet managed to find a way of incorporating the tram!

London in Quotations: Alexander McCall Smith

Do you realise that people die of boredom in London suburbs? It’s the second biggest cause of death amongst the English in general. Sheer boredom . . .

Alexander McCall Smith (b.1948), Friends, Lovers, Chocolate