Previously Posted: End of the line for K2

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End of the line for K2 (16.04.2010)

As iconic as my black cab, the K2 telephone boxes have since 1936, been an intrinsic part of London’s urban landscape. But who actually uses telephone boxes these days?

With almost universal mobile phone ownership their original function has been overtaken by a number of uses its designer couldn’t have imagined possible.

Their use as a rather well designed notice booth for call-girls (or boys) is now falling by the wayside as they find more effective ways of advertising their services and using it as a public urinal has its limitations, not least that its cramped compartment renders the user in danger of watering their shoes.

With brilliant originality they named it K2 for Kiosk No. 2, it was a course preceded by K1 which was constructed in concrete. The design this time in cast iron, by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott had won a Post Office competition three years earlier, and started a whole series of similar looking telephone boxes.

Its distinctive domed roof and all-over red make it the prototype of the classic K6, which was introduced nearly ten years later. Ventilation was provided via the crown in the roof section – it was made up from small, round holes!

Legend has it that the dome was Scott’s homage to the 18th Century architect Sir John Soane, R.A. (1753-1837) whose family tomb is surmounted by a very similar feature. Unlike the tops of modern British phone booths, Scott’s Soanian dome is a proper roof, dealing effectively with rain and litter while also being aesthetically pleasing.

But what makes K2 special is that it was mostly restricted to the London area and considerably bigger than its successors.

In London kiosks positioned by tourist locations have survived BTs desire to replace them with utility “shower cabinets” and stand as an iconic feature of London. Their purpose now would seem only to be as a photo opportunity for visitors.

Without ever suggesting their removal, could we not find some new use for these beautiful structures? For a start the London Tourist Board should come to an arrangement with BT to pay for their maintenance and cleaning, covered in grime they’re a disgrace.

Perhaps we could use them as one man internet cafes, or greenhouses with orchid.

Test Your Knowledge: May 2023

Looking to brush up on your royal knowledge ahead of King Charles’ coronation tomorrow? As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. How many Coronations have been held at Westminster Abbey?
29
WRONG There have been 39 coronations in Westminster Abbey since that of William the Conqueror on 25th December 1066.
39
CORRECT There have been 39 coronations in Westminster Abbey since that of William the Conqueror on 25th December 1066.
19
WRONG There have been 39 coronations in Westminster Abbey since that of William the Conqueror on 25th December 1066.
2. How many parts does a coronation service fall into?
5
WRONG The coronation falls into six parts: the recognition, the oath, the anointing, the investiture (which includes the crowning), the enthronement and the homage.
6
CORRECT The coronation falls into six parts: the recognition, the oath, the anointing, the investiture (which includes the crowning), the enthronement and the homage.
4
WRONG The coronation falls into six parts: the recognition, the oath, the anointing, the investiture (which includes the crowning), the enthronement and the homage.
3. Which two kings were not crowned, both having the same Christian name?
Edward
CORRECT The two monarchs who did not have a coronation were Edward V (the boy king), who was presumed murdered in the Tower of London before he could be crowned, and Edward VIII who abdicated 11 months after succeeding his father.
Henry
WRONG The two monarchs who did not have a coronation were Edward V (the boy king), who was presumed murdered in the Tower of London before he could be crowned, and Edward VIII who abdicated 11 months after succeeding his father.
Richard
WRONG The two monarchs who did not have a coronation were Edward V (the boy king), who was presumed murdered in the Tower of London before he could be crowned, and Edward VIII who abdicated 11 months after succeeding his father.
4. The anointing oil has been reformulated in which respect?
Animal free
CORRECT Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales, but reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, the “chrism oil” will not include any ingredients from animals.
Avoiding Charles’ allergies
WRONG Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales, but reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, the “chrism oil” will not include any ingredients from animals.
Complying with health and safety
WRONG Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales, but reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, the “chrism oil” will not include any ingredients from animals.
5. What important artefact will be reunited with the Coronation chair?
A stone
CORRECT Monarchs used to sit on the Stone of Scone itself until a wooden platform was added in the 17th century. In 1996, the stone was returned to Scotland, where it is kept at Edinburgh Castle on the proviso that it be returned to England for use at coronations. Allegedly the stone is the one Jacob rested his head atop in Genesis 28:18.
A cushion
WRONG Monarchs used to sit on the Stone of Scone itself until a wooden platform was added in the 17th century. In 1996, the stone was returned to Scotland, where it is kept at Edinburgh Castle on the proviso that it be returned to England for use at coronations. Allegedly the stone is the one Jacob rested his head atop in Genesis 28:18.
A crown
WRONG Monarchs used to sit on the Stone of Scone itself until a wooden platform was added in the 17th century. In 1996, the stone was returned to Scotland, where it is kept at Edinburgh Castle on the proviso that it be returned to England for use at coronations. Allegedly the stone is the one Jacob rested his head atop in Genesis 28:18.
6. Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby will place St Edward’s crown upon King Charles’ head. For whom was the crown created?
King Edward VI
WRONG Made for Charles II in 1661, after Cromwell melted down the previous crown during the Interregnum. The solid gold crown, decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones, weighs 5lb.
King Charles II
CORRECT Made for Charles II in 1661, after Cromwell melted down the previous crown during the Interregnum. The solid gold crown, decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones, weighs 5lb.
King Henry VIII
WRONG Made for Charles II in 1661, after Cromwell melted down the previous crown during the Interregnum. The solid gold crown, decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones, weighs 5lb.
7. What anthem is sung at the point when a monarch is crowned?
God Save The King
WRONG One of Handel’s best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung at the anointing of the sovereign during the coronation of every British monarch since its composition by Handel in 1727 for King George II.
Jerusalem
WRONG One of Handel’s best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung at the anointing of the sovereign during the coronation of every British monarch since its composition by Handel in 1727 for King George II.
Zadok the Priest
CORRECT One of Handel’s best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung at the anointing of the sovereign during the coronation of every British monarch since its composition by Handel in 1727 for King George II.
8. What date were the instructions written for the crowning of a monarch?
1582
WRONG An illuminated medieval book, the Liber Regalis or ‘Royal Book’, serves as an instruction manual that details the order of a coronation ceremony. Written in Latin in 1382, it was translated into English in 1603 for the coronation of James I. The ceremony today is based on that 1603 translation of a document that goes back to the 14th century.
1782
WRONG An illuminated medieval book, the Liber Regalis or ‘Royal Book’, serves as an instruction manual that details the order of a coronation ceremony. Written in Latin in 1382, it was translated into English in 1603 for the coronation of James I. The ceremony today is based on that 1603 translation of a document that goes back to the 14th century.
1382
CORRECT An illuminated medieval book, the Liber Regalis or ‘Royal Book’, serves as an instruction manual that details the order of a coronation ceremony. Written in Latin in 1382, it was translated into English in 1603 for the coronation of James I. The ceremony today is based on that 1603 translation of a document that goes back to the 14th century.
9. The Sovereign’s Orb is decorated with 100s precious stones, but which group of imitations have been replaced?
Pearls
CORRECT Made for Charles II’s coronation in 1661 the Orb has 9 emeralds, 18 rubies, 9 sapphires, 365 diamonds, 1 amethyst and 375 pearls which, in 1930, replaced imitations.
Rubies
WRONG Made for Charles II’s coronation in 1661 the Orb has 9 emeralds, 18 rubies, 9 sapphires, 365 diamonds, 1 amethyst and 375 pearls which, in 1930, replaced imitations.
Sapphires
WRONG Made for Charles II’s coronation in 1661 the Orb has 9 emeralds, 18 rubies, 9 sapphires, 365 diamonds, 1 amethyst and 375 pearls which, in 1930, replaced imitations.
10. Who apart from the Monarch and the Archbishop of Canterbury may touch the crown?
The Queen Consort
WRONG According to tradition, only three people are permitted to touch the crown, The Monarch, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Crown Jeweller.
The Crown Jeweller
CORRECT According to tradition, only three people are permitted to touch the crown, The Monarch, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Crown Jeweller.
Black Rod
WRONG According to tradition, only three people are permitted to touch the crown, The Monarch, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Crown Jeweller.

How much?

Reports in the press claim that the Met is ‘planning to spend £440,000 on mounting certificates and picture frames’ to maintain morale by recognising officers’ ‘bravery in the line of duty, innovative instigations, long service, and for those retiring’. Very worthy I’m sure, but in my day a poster from Athena of a tennis player scratching her bum only cost 50p. Mind you her outfit later sold for £15,000.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Black Rod

BLACK ROD (n.f.) The usher belonging to the order of the garter, unsurprisingly so-called from the black rod he carries in his hand.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon

The London Grill: Rob Hinchcliffe

We challenge our contributors to reply to ten devilishly probing questions about their London and we don’t take “Sorry Gov” for an answer. Everyone sitting in the hot seat they will face the same questions ranging from their favourite way to spend a day out in the capital to their most hated building on London’s skyline to find out what Londoners think about their city. The questions are the same but the answers vary wildly.

Rob Hinchcliffe is a writer and editor who can’t stop writing about London. In the early 2000s he started a blog called The Big Smoker in his spare time and that eventually became the award-winning site, Londonist. These days Rob edits London in Bits a newsletter about the city’s news, politics, arts, food and people.

What’s your secret London tip?

If you can walk there, then walk there. You miss so much by getting on the Tube and chances are you’ll come across something even more interesting than the place you were heading. If you have to get a cab, get a black cab. I’m not just saying that. Uber is a terrible company and a dreadful service. Cabbies know stuff. The only reason I know one of the great train robbers used to live on my road is because I got a black cab home one day.

What’s your secret London place?

Bit of a weird one because it’s hiding in plain sight, but a lot of people walk past Le Beaujolais because of its location right in the middle of all the tourist traps, or they peer in and see a dark cave with a load of ties hanging from the ceiling and get scared off. But it’s one of the best bars in the whole of London and you will always get to talk to someone interesting there, plus the people-watching is first class.

What’s your biggest gripe about London?

Right now it would be the amount of small, independent businesses that are being forced to close. Every other day another one seems to bite the dust and we don’t seem to be able to do anything to stop it.

What’s your favourite building?

I could happily sitting front of the British Museum all day and I’ve always been a fan of St Pancras.

What’s your most hated building?

Probably the MI6 building. Eugh.

What’s the best view in London?

Well, I live in Crystal Palace, so I have to say the view from ’the triangle’ looking back out over The City don’t I?

What’s your personal London landmark?

I proposed to my wife on Chelsea Bridge so there can be no other answer (but if there was it would probably be the Crystal Palace dinosaurs).

What’s London’s best film, book or documentary?

Film: Oh wow…Okay. Alan Moore’s From Hell is up there for the book title (but not the film!). But I just wrote a whole article about how much I love Geoff Ryman’s 253 so I have to mention that too. More recently there’s Little Scratch by Rebecca Watson, Loom by Matthew Turner and Plume by Will Wiles. Also, I loved The Parakeeting of London by Nick Hunt because we have so many in SE19.
Films: An American Werewolf in London is one of my all-time favourites, and the other film featuring monsters on the Tube: Death Line…. But what about The Elephant Man? The Long Good Friday? 10 Rillington Place? This question is evil!
Documentaries: There aren’t enough good London documentaries actually. The London Nobody Knows, obviously. The Cardinal and the Corpse is great. And Keiller’s ‘London’ has to be on the list.

What’s your favourite restaurant?

Other than cheese and bread at Le Beaujolais? 🙂 If it’s a special occasion then probably Pollen Street Social, but less fancy than that I would usually go to one of the Noble Rots or Quality Wines.

How would you spend your ideal day off in London?

I would probably walk the dog through Crystal Palace to pick up a coffee and breakfast, then I’d head off on my own and go see an exhibition somewhere like Whitechapel Gallery or the Photographer’s Gallery. Seeing a film in the afternoon on my own is one of my favourite things to do and I’m a lifetime member of the Prince Charles cinema, so I’d go there next (maybe stop off at the Coach on Greek Street for a drink or Bar Bruno for lunch). Then in the evening, dinner somewhere (see previous answer) and end up somewhere like Bradley’s or Trisha’s (depending on how much energy I have left).