London in Quotations: Sara Sheridan

The old London was fading from her memory. She no longer expected to see the shops that had been bombed when she passed familiar streets. In many places the sites were being redeveloped. That’s what seemed real now – the new buildings and the flats above them. As she hit her stride, Mirabelle smiled. It felt good to be in the big city again and on her way.

Sara Sheridan (b.1991), Operation Goodwood

London Trivia: Present but not voting

On 4 February 1748 social reformer Jeremy Bentham was born at Church Lane, Houndsditch. On his death Bentham left instructions for his body to be first dissected, and then to be permanently preserved as an ‘auto-icon’, which would be his memorial. This was done and occasionally Bentham is taken into meetings of the UCL College Council and that it is recorded in the minutes that Mr Bentham is present, but not voting.

On 4 February 1962 printed at its Gray’s Inn works the Sunday Times published Britain’s first newspaper colour supplement

During World War One a baker on Chapman Street, Shadwell was jailed for three days after being caught selling fresh bread

There’s an extensive military citadel beneath the streets of Whitehall one entrance via a lift is in the telephone exchange in Craig’s Court

Patrick Fraher and William Cummins died plunging from Barrington House cutting a hole in a concrete block forgetting they were standing in the middle, they’d been due to take part in a safety course next day

In February 1894 in Greenwich Park anarchist Martial Bourdin accidentally blew himself on route to blow up the Royal Observatory

Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club on Frith Street was the site of Jimi Hendrix’s last public performance in 1970, he would die on 18 September of that year

The rhyme Pop Goes the Weasel refers to the pawning of a suit to pay for drink; ‘Up and down the City Road, in and out the Eagle’ the public house

Oscar winning movie Chariots of Fire was filmed in Hurlingham Park, Fulham, the title was inspired by the line, “Bring me my chariot of fire,” from the William Blake poem

Farringdon underground station is the only station from which passengers exited en masse on their way to a public hanging

Until 1910 you could walk across the walkway at the top of Tower Bridge it was shut because it started to become popular with prostitutes

Diarist Samuel Pepys buried his parmesan cheese and wine in his garden to protect them from the Great Fire of London in 1666

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Previously Posted: To God and the bridge

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

To God and the Bridge (21.01.11)

On the occasional times that I’m persuaded to go Sarf of The River my first thought has to be; which bridge should I use? Knowledge students are told that because the Thames meanders on its journey through the city, the nearest bridge lies on the shortest route, and without giving it a second thought on who maintains that crossing we drivers just – well drive across it.

So when reading David Long’s fascinating book Tunnels, Towers & Temples: London’s 100 Strangest Places, I was intrigued to find that five of London’s bridges are administered and financed from a building on the South Bank appropriately named Bridge House.

The first major crossing, London Bridge, was started in 1176, to replace the existing rickety wooden bridge nearby. It was funded from donations “to God and the Bridge” as the church at the time encouraged cross river traffic, indeed the builders one Peter de Colechurch was a priest and head of the Fraternity of the Brethren on London Bridge. One must question the churches’ motive as land on the South Bank was owned by the Bishop of Winchester, who later would benefit from revenues derived from prostitutes who were known as Winchester Geese.

When London Bridge was completed some 33 years later the rental income generated from the shops and houses above its 19 stone arches, along with tolls and fines on making the crossing, and in addition to the numerous bequests, amounted to a sizeable sum.

Its assets enabled the purchase of an area of land around Borough High Street and parts of the riverbank that became known as the Bridge House Estate. The income from these assets enabled the construction of Blackfriars Bridge in 1869, Tower Bridge in 1881 and the purchase of Southwark Bridge. The Trust has now assumed control of the Millennium Bridge, but only after the famous wobble was rectified. The Trust has financed two replacements for London Bridge (1831 and 1972) and two replacements for Southwark Bridge (1819 and 1921).

With an estimated £500 million in its coffers, with a least £35 million added each year, the question needs to be asked; why has Boris Johnson cancelled the proposed East London Crossing?

The construction of a bridge between Beckton and Thamesmead would ease the damaging traffic on Tower Bridge and reduce traffic jams in South East London. And how can it be that in a city the size of London, with its growing East and South East population we have only four crossings?

Downriver from Tower Bridge? Rotherhithe was built for horse and carts, in fact its double bend was designed to prevent horses seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and bolting for it. Blackwall Tunnel needs years of overnight maintenance and Woolwich Free Ferry which opened in 1889 hardly eases traffic congestion at all. The next river crossing is some 30 miles to the east at Dartford River Crossing.

The construction of a new toll bridge might help revive the tradition of a donation last made in 1675 of “To God and the Bridge”.

Test Your Knowledge: February 2024

This month’s quiz is about the lexicon of London cabbies, before starting you must promise not to look for the answers elsewhere on CabbieBlog. As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. Blue Book Runs?
Time expected to complete a journey
WRONG Alas, no sexual connotations. All new entrants to the knowledge are given the blue book (usually it has a pink cover). A list of 320 routes (known as runs) that broadly cover the routes within the six-mile radius from Charing Cross. These are the framework that all other knowledge is added to. The first route in the blue book is Manor House Station to Gibson Square, a route that will always remain engraved on cabbies’ memories.
A framework of routes
CORRECT Alas, no sexual connotations. All new entrants to the knowledge are given the blue book (usually it has a pink cover). A list of 320 routes (known as runs) that broadly cover the routes within the six-mile radius from Charing Cross. These are the framework that all other knowledge is added to. The first route in the blue book is Manor House Station to Gibson Square, a route that will always remain engraved on cabbies’ memories.
List of misdemeanours by cabbies taking the wrong route
WRONG Alas, no sexual connotations. All new entrants to the knowledge are given the blue book (usually it has a pink cover). A list of 320 routes (known as runs) that broadly cover the routes within the six-mile radius from Charing Cross. These are the framework that all other knowledge is added to. The first route in the blue book is Manor House Station to Gibson Square, a route that will always remain engraved on cabbies’ memories.
2. The Dirty Dozen?
Twelve girlie clubs
WRONG Twelve roads through Soho that once, before Crossrail, got you from Regent Street to Charing Cross Road without having to sit behind several thousand double-decker buses on Oxford Street.
Twelve roads through Soho
CORRECT Twelve roads through Soho that once, before Crossrail, got you from Regent Street to Charing Cross Road without having to sit behind several thousand double-decker buses on Oxford Street.
Twelve hookey hotels
WRONG Twelve roads through Soho that once, before Crossrail, got you from Regent Street to Charing Cross Road without having to sit behind several thousand double-decker buses on Oxford Street.
3. Down the Wasp?
Four streets in Chelsea
CORRECT Route through Chelsea: Walpole Street, Anderson Street, Sloane Avenue and Pelham Street.
Punter refusing to pay
WRONG Route through Chelsea: Walpole Street, Anderson Street, Sloane Avenue and Pelham Street.
Being stung by regulator fine
WRONG Route through Chelsea: Walpole Street, Anderson Street, Sloane Avenue and Pelham Street.
4. Droshky?
Yiddish name for a cab
CORRECT This isn’t some obscure Russian poet but the Jewish name for their cab. The word derives from two- or four-wheeled public carriages used in Russia and means literally droga, pole of a wagon.
Cash paid for the fare
WRONG This isn’t some obscure Russian poet but the Jewish name for their cab. The word derives from two- or four-wheeled public carriages used in Russia and means literally droga, pole of a wagon.
Fare paid without a tip
WRONG This isn’t some obscure Russian poet but the Jewish name for their cab. The word derives from two- or four-wheeled public carriages used in Russia and means literally droga, pole of a wagon.
5. A Churchill?
A meal
CORRECT Churchill gave cabbies the right to refuse a fare while eating.
A Hotel in Portman Square
WRONG Churchill gave cabbies the right to refuse a fare while eating.
A doorman with an attitude
WRONG Churchill gave cabbies the right to refuse a fare while eating.
6. Bilker?
Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club
WRONG Not a member of Acker’s jazz group of the Sixties, but someone who tries (and sometimes succeeds) in avoiding paying the fare for a journey.
A runner
CORRECT Not a member of Acker’s jazz group of the Sixties, but someone who tries (and sometimes succeeds) in avoiding paying the fare for a journey.
A cabbie who refuses a job
WRONG Not a member of Acker’s jazz group of the Sixties, but someone who tries (and sometimes succeeds) in avoiding paying the fare for a journey.
7. Brushing?
A meticulously clean cab
WRONG When the driver on point refuses a fare and the punter has to go to the next cab in line. If you are that second driver you know either: (a) the job’s worth £3; (b) the punter’s drunk; (c) the punter looks like he hasn’t washed for a week and doesn’t have the proverbial pot to p**s in.
Punter refusing to pay
WRONG When the driver on point refuses a fare and the punter has to go to the next cab in line. If you are that second driver you know either: (a) the job’s worth £3; (b) the punter’s drunk; (c) the punter looks like he hasn’t washed for a week and doesn’t have the proverbial pot to p**s in.
Refusing a fare on the rank
CORRECT When the driver on point refuses a fare and the punter has to go to the next cab in line. If you are that second driver you know either: (a) the job’s worth £3; (b) the punter’s drunk; (c) the punter looks like he hasn’t washed for a week and doesn’t have the proverbial pot to p**s in.
8. Iron Lung?
Inside a claustrophobic old cab
WRONG A bloody useful toilet in Horseferry Road SW1 (it looks like the old Parisian ones of the Sixties).
A smokey cab shelter
WRONG A bloody useful toilet in Horseferry Road SW1 (it looks like the old Parisian ones of the Sixties).
Toilet on Horseferry Road
CORRECT A bloody useful toilet in Horseferry Road SW1 (it looks like the old Parisian ones of the Sixties).
9. A Legal?
A written warning from the regulator
WRONG The fare on the meter without a tip. You wouldn’t do that to a poor hard-working honest bloke, would you?
Fare paid without a tip
CORRECT The fare on the meter without a tip. You wouldn’t do that to a poor hard-working honest bloke, would you?
A cab passed fit for use
WRONG The fare on the meter without a tip. You wouldn’t do that to a poor hard-working honest bloke, would you?
10. Putting on foul?
Joining a full rank
CORRECT Nothing to do with dressing up like a chicken, but joining a taxi rank that’s already full.
Ranking outside Parliament
WRONG Nothing to do with dressing up like a chicken, but joining a taxi rank that’s already full.
Bad-mouthing fellow cabbie
WRONG Nothing to do with dressing up like a chicken, but joining a taxi rank that’s already full.

Election mania

I have just made a disappointing discovery. With all this hoo-ha about forthcoming elections, I thought a quadrennial service might be coming our way. I’m not talking about the forthcoming general election. Nor the London Mayoral vote, as living in the extreme north-east of London, the current, and front runner is unlikely to improve our transport or living standards, as with an elderly population around here there are few votes to be gained for him.

No, this four-year service will arrive in 2 years, in time for the local elections. This ceremony, once performed with a broom, now one of those long-handle pickers will see our streets cleaned. Alas, the leader of our local authority has just announced bankruptcy in weeks, so that might spell the end of this ancient tradition.

Taxi Talk Without Tipping