London in Quotations: Christopher Marlowe

The sight of London to my exil’d eyes / Is as Elysium to a new-come soul;

Christopher Marlowe (1564-1593), Edward II

London Trivia: Good decorative order

On 7 May 1849 Lady Blessington and her lover, the Comte d’Orsay left for France. The purpose of their hurried departure was to escape their debtors after having been served papers demanding repayment. Phillips, the auctioneer, who gave his name to the famous auction house sold her house with its contents in Kensington. His advertising blurb stated: ‘Grove House . . . required neither substantial repair nor decorations as very large sums have been lately expended thereon’.

On 7 May 1960 the London Museum opened a reconstruction of an Iron Age settlement found on the site of the BOAC air terminal at Heathrow

In the 1940s and 1950s Metropolitan Police Officers using their own bicycles to cover police beats were paid an allowance of threepence

The New Exchange was a kind of early shopping mall which was built on the south side of the Strand in 1608 and stood there until 1737

All but one of the ravens at the Tower of London died from stress during the Blitz, fortuitously as legend has it that should they leave the Tower England will fall

London was once the capital of six countries in World War II it was safe haven for the governments of Poland, Norway, Belgium, Holland, France

Jarvis Cocker, lead singer of band Pulp, wrote a song called 59 Lyndhurst Grove after being thrown out of a party at that address in Peckham

The first London Eye was erected in Earls Court in 1894 for an Empire of India exhibition, 300ft high, as opposed to 442 for the London Eye

The foppish son and heir apparent of King George II died in Leicester House as a result of being struck in the throat with a cricket ball

Cockfosters Underground station was originally going to be called Trent Park or ‘Cock Fosters’ (an early spelling of the area’s name), the original site hoarding displayed the name as a single word

In 1981 Soho had 184 sex establishments today only Brewer Street the upstairs windows of Old Compton Street and alleys near Berwick Street belie its past

At 135ft Candover Street off Riding House Street is London’s shortest street, Rotherhithe Street the longest named street at 1.5 miles

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Previously Posted: End of the line for K2

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

End of the line for K2 (16.04.2010)

As iconic as my black cab, the K2 telephone boxes have since 1936, been an intrinsic part of London’s urban landscape. But who actually uses telephone boxes these days?

With almost universal mobile phone ownership their original function has been overtaken by a number of uses its designer couldn’t have imagined possible.

Their use as a rather well designed notice booth for call-girls (or boys) is now falling by the wayside as they find more effective ways of advertising their services and using it as a public urinal has its limitations, not least that its cramped compartment renders the user in danger of watering their shoes.

With brilliant originality they named it K2 for Kiosk No. 2, it was a course preceded by K1 which was constructed in concrete. The design this time in cast iron, by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott had won a Post Office competition three years earlier, and started a whole series of similar looking telephone boxes.

Its distinctive domed roof and all-over red make it the prototype of the classic K6, which was introduced nearly ten years later. Ventilation was provided via the crown in the roof section – it was made up from small, round holes!

Legend has it that the dome was Scott’s homage to the 18th Century architect Sir John Soane, R.A. (1753-1837) whose family tomb is surmounted by a very similar feature. Unlike the tops of modern British phone booths, Scott’s Soanian dome is a proper roof, dealing effectively with rain and litter while also being aesthetically pleasing.

But what makes K2 special is that it was mostly restricted to the London area and considerably bigger than its successors.

In London kiosks positioned by tourist locations have survived BTs desire to replace them with utility “shower cabinets” and stand as an iconic feature of London. Their purpose now would seem only to be as a photo opportunity for visitors.

Without ever suggesting their removal, could we not find some new use for these beautiful structures? For a start the London Tourist Board should come to an arrangement with BT to pay for their maintenance and cleaning, covered in grime they’re a disgrace.

Perhaps we could use them as one man internet cafes, or greenhouses with orchid.

Test Your Knowledge: May 2023

Looking to brush up on your royal knowledge ahead of King Charles’ coronation tomorrow? As before the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation.

1. How many Coronations have been held at Westminster Abbey?
29
WRONG There have been 39 coronations in Westminster Abbey since that of William the Conqueror on 25th December 1066.
39
CORRECT There have been 39 coronations in Westminster Abbey since that of William the Conqueror on 25th December 1066.
19
WRONG There have been 39 coronations in Westminster Abbey since that of William the Conqueror on 25th December 1066.
2. How many parts does a coronation service fall into?
5
WRONG The coronation falls into six parts: the recognition, the oath, the anointing, the investiture (which includes the crowning), the enthronement and the homage.
6
CORRECT The coronation falls into six parts: the recognition, the oath, the anointing, the investiture (which includes the crowning), the enthronement and the homage.
4
WRONG The coronation falls into six parts: the recognition, the oath, the anointing, the investiture (which includes the crowning), the enthronement and the homage.
3. Which two kings were not crowned, both having the same Christian name?
Edward
CORRECT The two monarchs who did not have a coronation were Edward V (the boy king), who was presumed murdered in the Tower of London before he could be crowned, and Edward VIII who abdicated 11 months after succeeding his father.
Henry
WRONG The two monarchs who did not have a coronation were Edward V (the boy king), who was presumed murdered in the Tower of London before he could be crowned, and Edward VIII who abdicated 11 months after succeeding his father.
Richard
WRONG The two monarchs who did not have a coronation were Edward V (the boy king), who was presumed murdered in the Tower of London before he could be crowned, and Edward VIII who abdicated 11 months after succeeding his father.
4. The anointing oil has been reformulated in which respect?
Animal free
CORRECT Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales, but reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, the “chrism oil” will not include any ingredients from animals.
Avoiding Charles’ allergies
WRONG Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales, but reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, the “chrism oil” will not include any ingredients from animals.
Complying with health and safety
WRONG Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales, but reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, the “chrism oil” will not include any ingredients from animals.
5. What important artefact will be reunited with the Coronation chair?
A stone
CORRECT Monarchs used to sit on the Stone of Scone itself until a wooden platform was added in the 17th century. In 1996, the stone was returned to Scotland, where it is kept at Edinburgh Castle on the proviso that it be returned to England for use at coronations. Allegedly the stone is the one Jacob rested his head atop in Genesis 28:18.
A cushion
WRONG Monarchs used to sit on the Stone of Scone itself until a wooden platform was added in the 17th century. In 1996, the stone was returned to Scotland, where it is kept at Edinburgh Castle on the proviso that it be returned to England for use at coronations. Allegedly the stone is the one Jacob rested his head atop in Genesis 28:18.
A crown
WRONG Monarchs used to sit on the Stone of Scone itself until a wooden platform was added in the 17th century. In 1996, the stone was returned to Scotland, where it is kept at Edinburgh Castle on the proviso that it be returned to England for use at coronations. Allegedly the stone is the one Jacob rested his head atop in Genesis 28:18.
6. Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby will place St Edward’s crown upon King Charles’ head. For whom was the crown created?
King Edward VI
WRONG Made for Charles II in 1661, after Cromwell melted down the previous crown during the Interregnum. The solid gold crown, decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones, weighs 5lb.
King Charles II
CORRECT Made for Charles II in 1661, after Cromwell melted down the previous crown during the Interregnum. The solid gold crown, decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones, weighs 5lb.
King Henry VIII
WRONG Made for Charles II in 1661, after Cromwell melted down the previous crown during the Interregnum. The solid gold crown, decorated with 444 precious and semi-precious stones, weighs 5lb.
7. What anthem is sung at the point when a monarch is crowned?
God Save The King
WRONG One of Handel’s best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung at the anointing of the sovereign during the coronation of every British monarch since its composition by Handel in 1727 for King George II.
Jerusalem
WRONG One of Handel’s best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung at the anointing of the sovereign during the coronation of every British monarch since its composition by Handel in 1727 for King George II.
Zadok the Priest
CORRECT One of Handel’s best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung at the anointing of the sovereign during the coronation of every British monarch since its composition by Handel in 1727 for King George II.
8. What date were the instructions written for the crowning of a monarch?
1582
WRONG An illuminated medieval book, the Liber Regalis or ‘Royal Book’, serves as an instruction manual that details the order of a coronation ceremony. Written in Latin in 1382, it was translated into English in 1603 for the coronation of James I. The ceremony today is based on that 1603 translation of a document that goes back to the 14th century.
1782
WRONG An illuminated medieval book, the Liber Regalis or ‘Royal Book’, serves as an instruction manual that details the order of a coronation ceremony. Written in Latin in 1382, it was translated into English in 1603 for the coronation of James I. The ceremony today is based on that 1603 translation of a document that goes back to the 14th century.
1382
CORRECT An illuminated medieval book, the Liber Regalis or ‘Royal Book’, serves as an instruction manual that details the order of a coronation ceremony. Written in Latin in 1382, it was translated into English in 1603 for the coronation of James I. The ceremony today is based on that 1603 translation of a document that goes back to the 14th century.
9. The Sovereign’s Orb is decorated with 100s precious stones, but which group of imitations have been replaced?
Pearls
CORRECT Made for Charles II’s coronation in 1661 the Orb has 9 emeralds, 18 rubies, 9 sapphires, 365 diamonds, 1 amethyst and 375 pearls which, in 1930, replaced imitations.
Rubies
WRONG Made for Charles II’s coronation in 1661 the Orb has 9 emeralds, 18 rubies, 9 sapphires, 365 diamonds, 1 amethyst and 375 pearls which, in 1930, replaced imitations.
Sapphires
WRONG Made for Charles II’s coronation in 1661 the Orb has 9 emeralds, 18 rubies, 9 sapphires, 365 diamonds, 1 amethyst and 375 pearls which, in 1930, replaced imitations.
10. Who apart from the Monarch and the Archbishop of Canterbury may touch the crown?
The Queen Consort
WRONG According to tradition, only three people are permitted to touch the crown, The Monarch, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Crown Jeweller.
The Crown Jeweller
CORRECT According to tradition, only three people are permitted to touch the crown, The Monarch, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Crown Jeweller.
Black Rod
WRONG According to tradition, only three people are permitted to touch the crown, The Monarch, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Crown Jeweller.

How much?

Reports in the press claim that the Met is ‘planning to spend £440,000 on mounting certificates and picture frames’ to maintain morale by recognising officers’ ‘bravery in the line of duty, innovative instigations, long service, and for those retiring’. Very worthy I’m sure, but in my day a poster from Athena of a tennis player scratching her bum only cost 50p. Mind you her outfit later sold for £15,000.

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