TUBE MAP (n.) Diagram designed, using simple coloured lines, to confuse tourists, thus ensuring they stand observing its image obstruking Londoners traversing the Underground.
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I don’t think the London tube map is that bad, but then I do know London of course. It was more confusing when I went abroad.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Moscow’s map looks like Beck’s Underground on steroids.
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