London Trivia: I’m a banana

On 24 May 1989 Private Eye editor Ian Hislop declared: “If that’s justice, then I’m a banana”, after Sonia Sutcliffe, the wife of Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe, won £600,000 damages – £100,000 more than the previous record British libel sum, and 100 times larger than that awarded to three of Sutcliffe’s victims – the magazine claimed she had profited from her notoriety by selling her story (it was later reduced to £60,000 on appeal).

On 24 May 1906 the Ritz Hotel opened, today it serves between 400 and 500 afternoon teas a day costing up to £79 per person

The notorious 18th century highwayman Jack Shepherd gained historic fame from jailbreaking and escaping not his robbing stagecoaches leaving London

North Ockendon is the only settlement within the Greater London boundary to poke outside the orbit of the M25 motorway

If Dutch ships land cargoes in the Pool of London the harbour fees are waived as they were the only ones prepared to come during the plague

Westminster Bridge is painted green and Lambeth Bridge painted red they mirror the seats’ colour in the Chambers of the Commons and Lords

Queen Victoria’s Memorial outside Buckingham Palace is called The Wedding Cake by cabbies as it still retains its whiteness after 100 years

In 1998 William Allen, aged 84, when driving the few miles to his daughter he inadvertently joined the M25, and spent two days going round in circles

On 24 May 1966 Cassius Clay fought Henry Cooper at Arsenal’s Stadium in front of 46,000 people Cooper’s cut eye gave Clay the match in Round Six

The Routemaster bus first appeared on London’s streets in 1956 and Transport for London still run the iconic red double decker bus on two routes

Part of modern Camden Market was once a horse hospital patching up animals after having slipped on London’s cobbled streets

Known as eyots, or aits there are 190 islands dotted along the Thames from source to sea, most are uninhabited

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What’s this blog all about?

What is this blog all about, well, far from being rhetorical, I had rather hoped that you could tell me that. You see it started off by being given the strapline: ‘London, through the eyes of a working cabbie’. Obviously, it’s about me going on about things in London that interest me, that’s a given. But what is it that is so interesting that I feel the need to put pen to paper, or nowadays, fingers to laptop?

Precise scheduling

I have often suspected that I have more than my share of an obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. From the inception of CabbieBlog, I broke down every post into only six categories: A window on my world; An urban view; London trivia; Puppydog tails; Thinking allowed; and The Grill, these categories I have kept for over 10 years, moreover, all posts, over 1,400 now, have been published not only on specific days (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday), each day is designated to a particular subject, but to reinforce my OCPD, also posted at the same time of the day at 13.50 London time precisely.

Checking out the archives

For the purposes of this post, I’ve trawled back to the beginning of this year to find that every post still has a tenuous link to London. This is hardly surprising because it is where I live, where I worked, and London is vast, providing plenty of ideas to write about. More specifically along with 13 Sunday London trivia posts, this year has featured five further trivia posts that have taken my interest, three posts about little gems of buildings or street to find in the capital, and curiously 10 blog posts about blog posts, and a smattering of posts about astronomy, quizzes, cabbies and London transport.

The site now has two further regular features, naturally posted each time at 13.50 precisely, Monday’s ‘London in Quotations’ (13 so far), and ‘The Weekly Whinge’ (again 13@13.50).

Now, this is why I ask about the blog’s purpose, for 23 posts out of 65 are about my interests and navel-gazing or 35.3846 per cent and not specifically about London.

Given that Wednesday is given over to ‘The Weekly Whinge’, you might expect that tone of voice throughout the site, its something I refer to for prospective guest posts. You might think that a retired cabbie would be downbeat or nitpicking about – fill in an appropriate organisation here – but generally, I try to be neutral, or positive, simply reflecting what I see without laying the value judgments on thick.

In conclusion

After all that, I don’t think I can now define just what CabbieBlog is now about. Once it was easy, I would see or experience something driving around London and then relate it for your delectation. But now having an audience that is more engaged submitting comments and ‘likes’, many more than this site has ever seen, I can say that it’s all about Londoners, both present, past and those interested in the capital.

Generally, the blog is about the world around me, but I’m sorry to say, it’s still mostly about me.

Spot the odd one out

From these seemingly diverse cities spot the odd one out: Barcelona, Spain; Buffalo, New York; Buenos Aires, Argentina; Vancouver, Canada; Frankfurt, Germany; Anchorage, Alaska; Austin, Texas; Oslo, Norway; Reykjavik, Iceland; London, England. Yes, you guessed it – London. The city voted many times as having the best cabbies, and with the most stringent taxi licensing regulations in the world has allowed Uber to operate with predictable consequences.

Missing London Quiz

These past weeks London has been missing much. Traffic is almost non-existent, the Tube is empty, and there is a noticeable absence cabs on the road. So for today’s quiz, the questions are about something missing. For the first question, I’ll start with a favourite pub quiz question and something slightly disingenuous.

Questions

1. What is missing from the name of St. John’s Wood tube station?

(a) The signage is not in the Underground’s familiar typeface
(b) The word ‘mackerel’ cannot be made from the station’s name
(c) Although near Lord’s Cricket Ground no sign indicates in which direction to find it


2. Most know of Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth, but why was it empty?

(a) They run out of money before commissioning a statue
(b) The committee couldn’t decide a worthy to surmount it
(c) The chairman of the board was assassinated before a statue was decided upon


3. Why are there no electricity pylons visible on the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park?

(a) The pylons are in underground utility tunnels
(b) The pylons would interfere with City’ Airport’s flight path
(c) The pylons would have to have been painted in the Olympic colours


4. What did Ray Davies of The Kings nearly call ‘Waterloo Sunset’?

(a) Muswell Hill Daybreak
(b) Waterloo Sunrise
(c) Liverpool Sunset


5. The Theatre, Shoreditch, opened by James Burbage in 1576, was one of London’s earliest playhouses. It was taken down in 1598, but what happened to its timbers?

(a) They were used to build The Globe on Bankside
(b) They were used to burn Burbage and his company of actors at the stake for heresy
(c) They were used in the construction of the warship The Mary Rose


6. The U.S. Army’s signal centre was based in an unused deep tunnel beneath which tube station?

(a) St. John’s Wood
(b) Hampstead
(c) Goodge Street


7. There are many mythological rivers and streams supposedly running under London, but which of the following holds no water today?

(a) Beverley Brook
(b) Walbrook
(c) Houndsditch


8. There are over 40 ‘ghost stations’ in the Underground network, but what makes Bull and Bush between Hampstead and Holders Green especially unusual?

(a) It never opened
(b) It was built for the exclusive use of Frank Pick, the first chief executive of London Transport
(c) It was closed when a ceiling collapsed revealing the remains of a plague pit


9. CH N. Katz was one of the last Jewish businesses to continue trading on Brick Lane. What did Mr Katz sell?

(a) Boxes and crates
(b) String and paper bags
(c) Cigars and tobacco


10. What did the 19th-century trader Charles Jamrach sell from his long-vanished store on Radcliff Highway in the East End?

(a) Opium and cannabis
(c) Wax models of famous people of the period
(c) Exotic animals


And as a bonus: Why do cabbies sometimes call the junction of Kensington Gore and Exhibition Road ‘Hot and Cold Corner’?

(a) The wind blows along Kensington Gore but Exhibition Road is sheltered, making it a better place to get a fare
(b) The Royal Geographical Society building on the corner has two statues, one of David Livingstone and one of Ernest Shackleton
(c) Cabbies travelling up Exhibition Road face the dilemma of going north to Paddington or west to Kensington High Street for their next fare


Answers

1. What is missing from the name of St. John’s Wood tube station?

(b) The word mackerel cannot be made from the letters of St. John’s Wood station, bizarrely, a surprising number of people care about this question, ever since a group of Cambridge students came up with it after an evening in a pub about 30 years ago, the mackerel-tube question has been a meme that refuses to die.


2. Most know of Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth, but why was it empty?

(a) When Sir Charles Barry designed Trafalgar Square in the 1840s he included four plinths. One carries a statue of George IV while two others have statues of two generals Sir Charles James Napier and Sir Henry Havelock. The fourth plinth, in the north-west corner, was intended to hold a statue of King William IV on horseback but the money ran out. To this day no agreement has been reached on who should be celebrated there. True to British propensity to compromise, in the mid-Nineties the Fourth Plinth Commissioning Group was set up to fill the gap with a series of temporary art commissions.


3. Why are there no electricity pylons visible on the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park?

(a) Decontamination and beautification work to prepare the site for the London 2012 Games (and future use as a park) included digging two 3.7-mile tunnels to conceal fifty-two less-than-lovely electricity pylons. Spoil sufficient to fill Wembley Stadium was dug out and you may be shocked to learn that all that electrical cable would stretch from London to Nottingham, a distance of 127 miles.


4. What did Ray Davies of The Kings nearly call ‘Waterloo Sunset’?

(c) The Muswell Hill-born Davies had originally composed a song heralding the demise of the so-called Merseybeat groups from Liverpool. However, after The Beatles released ‘Penny Lane’, he transformed it into a homage to his home city instead. Spending time in his childhood at St. Thomas’ Hospital as a seriously ill youngster he would often look out on the Thames, and also met his first girlfriend who became his wife along the Embankment at Waterloo.


5. The Theatre, Shoreditch, opened by James Burbage in 1576, was one of London’s earliest playhouses. It was taken down in 1598, but what happened to its timbers?

(a) Shakespeare had a share in this Bankside theatre and acted there. Many of is most famous plays, including Romeo and Juliet, Othello, Macbeth and King Lear were first performed at The Globe, which was reconstructed from the original Theatre after a dispute with the landlord.


6. The U.S. Army’s signal centre was based in an unused deep tunnel beneath which tube station?

(c) Near the American church, Eisenhower’s command centre has long been used as a secure storage space. Its entrance can be seen on the north side of Store Street.


7. There are many mythological rivers and streams supposedly running under London, but which of the following holds no water today?

(c) According to Stow, the area, once a most that bounded the City wall, got its name ‘from that in old time, when the same lay open, much filth (conveyed forth of the City), especially dead dogged were there laid or cast’.


8. There are over 40 ‘ghost stations’ in the Underground network, but what makes Bull and Bush between Hampstead and Holders Green especially unusual?

(a) the establishment of Hampstead Garden Suburb in 1907 imposed restrictions on further building in the area, making the station unviable. It was abandoned before it was finished. Frank Pick did, however, live not far away, there is a blue plaque on his former home at 15 Wildwood Road.


9. CH N. Katz was one of the last Jewish businesses to continue trading on Brick Lane. What did Mr Katz sell?

(b) Katz followed a long line of immigrants into Spitalfields and was trading until the late 1990s, travelling from his home in Stamford Hill. Today the shop at 92 Brick Lane is Gallery SO, above the door is the inscription ‘CH N Katz, String and Paper Bags’. It is one of the few reminders of the time when Brick Lane was full of Jewish traders, rather than the Bangladeshi and hipsters of today.


10. What did the 19th-century trader Charles Jamrach sell from his long-vanished store on Radcliff Highway in the East End?

(c) Charles Jamrach ran a business importing tigers, rhinos and other exotic animals. At the north entrance of Tobacco Dock, Wapping, there is a statue of a small boy in front of a tiger. This records an incident in which a fully grown Bengal tiger escaped from Jamrach’s and began to make its way down Commercial Road. The large cat seized a small child in its mouth but was eventually persuaded by Charles Jamrach himself to release the boy unharmed.


And as a bonus: Why do cabbies sometimes call the junction of Kensington Gore and Exhibition Road ‘Hot and Cold Corner’?

(b) The two statues, one of Ernest Shackleton who explored the icy Antarctic faces Kensington Gore, while David Livingstone who opened up Africa can be seen facing Exhibition Road.

London in Quotations: William Shakespeare

I hope to see London once ‘ere I die.

William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Henry IV, Part 2