HEATHROW (n.) The Holy grail of the Hansom driver whereas he doth convey his passenger where they may ascend into the Heavens.

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CEREMONY OF THE KEYS (n.) The ritual observed at The Tower of London where the rhetorical question “Who goes there” is responded to affirming the King’s property.

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CONSTITUTION HILL (n.) Throughfare that neither is a steep incline nor has influenced England’s polotik. The short highway has seen much assassination attempts.

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BOUTIQUE HOTEL (n.) Pretentious rooming house catering for those that doth have wealth and are gullible.

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TATE MODERN (n.) Repository of pretentious objects, frequented by visitors each displaying a smug countenance due to not paying to view objects of no value.

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