Previously Posted: Rich men’s basements

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

Rich men’s basements (02.11.2010)

Recently I was taking a couple home after they had been to the theatre. They were the quiet, courteous generation that grew up in the 1930s and 40s, expensively well dressed in a subdued way rather than the vulgar and scruffy apparel favoured by the rich today.

After a short conversation about their theatre visit, I was directed to their home in Belgravia. Travelling down Chester Row my customers directed me to stop just before a house shrouded in builder’s hoardings and with a large skip outside in the road.

“I see your neighbour is having some work done”, I remarked when we had stopped.

While his wife said goodbye and thanking me as she walked towards her front door, her husband approached my driver’s window to pay, upon which he metamorphosised from a genial gentleman to Victor Meldrew. “These houses weren’t built with deep foundations, they are digging under the house and we can hear their work all day, the noise is driving my wife made and I’m just waiting for my house to subside, cracks have already appeared in our walls”.

A sad fact is that a new generation is moving to Belgravia nowadays and many are doubling the size and value of their houses by burrowing underground.

Now my customer’s predictions would seem prophetic, for while adding an underground cinema and a gym to a perfectly respectable late Georgian house in Chester Row a skip has fallen into a hole in the road outside the house, spewing water out of the hole and flooding the neighbouring properties in the process.

Why would you spend the sum of a respectable semi, to live underground if not for a vast profit? Who would want to live underground we’re not moles. Already predictably there is the threat of legal action as the conversion was originally opposed by most of the road’s residents.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing but a little research of Belgravia’s history might have given the developers cause for concern.

The land owned by Lord Grosvenor was originally marshy land with the River Westbourne running through it. In the 1820s Thomas Cubitt was granted the right to develop the houses that we see today. The nomenclature “Speculative Builder” given to the developer should tell you everything you need to know about Cubitt’s Belgravia. Built for a quick profit, much like today’s developers, they would not have been expected to last nearly 200 years. The lax building regulations of the day almost certainly precluded the insistence of adequate foundations, load bearing joists and cavity walls.

When building a single story kitchen extension my borough planners wanted me to dig three metre footings, enough to support St. Pauls Cathedral, so why cannot the same be applied in conservation areas?

A neighbour commenting summed it up perfectly:

This entire fiasco represents a massive collective failure for all involved in designing, approving and attempting to build overly ambitious, vulgar additions to listed buildings in a conservation area.

How much misery do residents have to endure before we learn to properly balance long term interest against reckless pursuit of short-term profit?

More cabbies needed

I didn’t know whether to upload this on this Friday’s more prosaic post, or Thursday’s Whinge. But first: over the past decade, licence applications to undertake The Knowledge have plummeted by almost 95 per cent, and as only 30 per cent of applicants complete the intensive course, it’s hardly surprising that wheelchair accessible cabs are, at times, in very short supply.

Although demand for black cabs has seen a resurgence, the shortage of licensed drivers has put this safe and iconic mode of transport at risk.

Taxi-hailing app FREENOW aims to revitalise the black cab industry and address the declining number of licensed black cab drivers. It will fund 100 per cent of the application cost, tuition fees, exams and licensing, amounting to over £2,000 per driver over a minimum period of two years.

This will provide a unique opportunity for more than 20,000 London Public Hire Vehicle drivers on the FREENOW app to expand their careers. Through this subsidy, the company aims to encourage more individuals to pursue careers as black cab drivers, ensuring that this cherished mode of transportation remains a prevalent and convenient option for Londoners.

To make this initiative a reality, FREENOW has partnered with two renowned schools, Knowledge Point School and WizAnn, which will collaborate in hosting information sessions for interested Public Hire Vehicle drivers. These sessions will help drivers understand the requirements, benefits, and opportunities associated with obtaining a black cab licence.

Not surprisingly over 500 applications for the Knowledge of London funding subsidy after just one day.

Restore Trust

We have held a family National Trust membership for over 40 years. We want to support and enjoy the historic and modern houses, estates, and gardens, and to help purchase land for the Neptune Coastline Campaign which has protected 780 miles of our coast to date.

The first signs we noticed of a profound change in the Trust, was whilst holidaying in Jersey, a couple told us they were asked to leave after 10 years of volunteering after refusing to wear badges promoting a liberal political view of which they disagreed.

Since then the Trust has accelerated this egregious wokery, lecturing us on the evils of the colonialism which enabled the Trust’s properties to be built, trying to make the charity more ‘inclusive’, when anyone with an interest can join, and now they’ve produced a calendar excluding Christian festivals whilst including the Hindu festival of Diwali, Islam’s Eid and Ramadan. What next, leaflets in the tearoom explaining how white middle-class it is to eat scones?

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Fortnum and Masons

FORTNUM AND MASONS (n.) Ancient purveyor of vittles to the wealthy and creator of the hard-boiled egg in sausage meat, coated in fried breadcrumbs which hath as a London-based purveyor for reasons unknown doth name it ‘Scotch egg’.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon

The London Grill: Metro Girl

We challenge our contributors to reply to ten devilishly probing questions about their London and we don’t take “Sorry Gov” for an answer. Everyone sitting in the hot seat they will face the same questions ranging from their favourite way to spend a day out in the capital to their most hated building on London’s skyline to find out what Londoners think about their city. The questions are the same but the answers vary wildly.

I am a London blogger and former journalist – now working in comms. First generation ‘Sarf’ Londoner born to Irish parents. I have fond memories of hanging out on the South Bank as a child in the ’80s when there was nothing much except booksellers and ‘Cardboard City’ and spotting weird-looking ‘dinosaurs’ in Crystal Palace Park (every Londoner should visit at least once!). These days, I love cocktail bars, street art, galleries, museums, photography and history. I launched Memoirs of a Metro Girl, my London culture and history blog in 2012, but my blogging productivity (and leisure time) has taken a hit thanks to parenting a toddler and renovating our flat in the past 2 years.

What’s your secret London tip?

Somerset House runs a historical highlights tour where you get to see inside some of the building’s spaces usually off limits to the public, like the ‘deadhouse’ underneath the courtyard and the Miles staircase.

What’s your secret London place?

Bonnington Square in Vauxhall is a special neighbourhood. A square of Victorian terraces built for railway workers, it has two community gardens, a deli café and a friendly vibe. It has a fascinating history, having escaped demolition and was rescued by squatters in the 1980s, who eventually set up a cooperative and bought the houses from the council.

What’s your biggest gripe about London?

The housing market is depressing. There are many reasons why, but I think short-term holiday-letting sites like AirBnB should be restricted. There’s a shortage of rental properties and so many properties are being let for high rates to tourists instead. So many Londoners can’t afford to live in their own city and for those fortunate enough to buy, are having to move further and further out. The thought of potentially being priced out of London one day fills me with dread.

What’s your favourite building?

St. Pancras station and the adjoining Renaissance Hotel. Stunning inside and out. Can’t resist the starry grand staircase and the clock tower.

What’s your most hated building?

Architecturally, the Walkie-Talkie (despite enjoying the view from inside). It’s too top-heavy and completely ruins the view of the London skyline from Shad Thames looking through Tower Bridge.

What’s the best view in London?

The top of Gipsy Hill has a great view of St Paul’s and the City skyline.

What’s your personal London landmark?

Dulwich Picture Gallery. It’s a lovely building designed by Sir John Soane and was the first public art gallery in London. They have great exhibitions, as well as their permanent collection and I love the gift shop.

What’s London’s best film, book or documentary?

The best documentary was The Secret History of Our Streets on BBC in 2012. The best book (this is a hard one as there are so many!) is Lost London by Philip Davies, full of photos of London buildings which no longer exist.

What’s your favourite restaurant?

SushiSamba in the Salesforce (aka Heron) Tower. Bit pricey, but worth it for the views, the cocktails and the fusion menu are pretty special.

How would you spend your ideal day off in London?

I would start the morning off with a fry-up in a proper neighbourhood café, head to the river, the City or Spitalfields with my camera to get some photos before the crowds arrive, lunch at a street food market like Vinegar Yard or Borough Market, afternoon at a Tate or V&A exhibition, then dinner at SushiSamba followed by late-night cocktails at one of my favourite bars (admittedly 3 meals out, cocktails and an exhibition would be an expensive day!).

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