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Test Your Knowledge: January

Ihave had enough of complaining after having whinged every Wednesday last year. I now propose to drop this regular post and introduce ‘Test Your Knowledge’ on the first Friday of the month. In some ways, it’s easier than having to find another nugget about London not already covered, but still means I’ll have my work cut out giving 10 questions for your delectation. As with last year’s Christmas Quiz, the correct answer will turn green when it’s clicked upon and expanded to give more information. The incorrect answers will turn red giving the correct explanation. This month’s quiz has an artistic slant.

1. Of what did actor James Mason give filmgoers a tour of in 1967?
The London That Nobody Knows
CORRECT Based on a book of the same name by Geoffrey Fletcher, this documentary provides a fascinating portrait of pie-and-mash shops and crumbling old music halls. Fletcher’s book also features a drawing of a Holborn toilet with goldfish swimming in the glass cisterns.
The London Dickens Knew
WRONG Based on a book of the same name by Geoffrey Fletcher, this documentary provides a fascinating portrait of pie-and-mash shops and crumbling old music halls. Fletcher’s book also features a drawing of a Holborn toilet with goldfish swimming in the glass cisterns.
London in the Raw
WRONG Based on a book of the same name by Geoffrey Fletcher, this documentary provides a fascinating portrait of pie-and-mash shops and crumbling old music halls. Fletcher’s book also features a drawing of a Holborn toilet with goldfish swimming in the glass cisterns.
2. In the Richard Curtis comedy Notting Hill, the character played by Hugh Grant is the owner of what kind of business?
An antique stall on the Portobello Road Market
WRONG It specialised in travel books and was modelled on the Travel Bookshop at 13-15 Blenheim Crescent, just off Portobello Road.
A bookshop on the Portobello Road
CORRECT It specialised in travel books and was modelled on the Travel Bookshop at 13-15 Blenheim Crescent, just off Portobello Road.
A secondhand record shop on the Portobello Road
WRONG It specialised in travel books and was modelled on the Travel Bookshop at 13-15 Blenheim Crescent, just off Portobello Road.
3. Wardour Street in Soho has been the administrative home of the British movie industry since the 1920s. Which once illustrious film company had offices at 113 Wardour Street?
Hammer Films
CORRECT 113 Wardour Street was home to Hammer House. Hammer produced a stream of popular horror pictures between the late 1950s and early 1970s.
British Lion
WRONG 113 Wardour Street was home to Hammer House. Hammer produced a stream of popular horror pictures between the late 1950s and early 1970s.
London Films
WRONG 113 Wardour Street was home to Hammer House. Hammer produced a stream of popular horror pictures between the late 1950s and early 1970s.
4. Two very different musicians both have blue plaques to their names in adjoining houses in Brook Street. Who are they?
Jimi Hendrix and George Frederick Handel
CORRECT It would be hard to find two musicians more different but Hendrix is said to have been pleased by the coincidence that he was living in a house next door to one in which Handel had composed so much of his music. The Handel & Hendrix in London Museum now occupies 25 and 23 Brook Street respectively.
Noël Coward and Edward Elgar
WRONG It would be hard to find two musicians more different but Hendrix is said to have been pleased by the coincidence that he was living in a house next door to one in which Handel had composed so much of his music. The Handel & Hendrix in London Museum now occupies 25 and 23 Brook Street respectively.
Duke Ellington and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
WRONG It would be hard to find two musicians more different but Hendrix is said to have been pleased by the coincidence that he was living in a house next door to one in which Handel had composed so much of his music. The Handel & Hendrix in London Museum now occupies 25 and 23 Brook Street respectively.
5. What did punk rock legend Ian Dury call his first group?
Kilburn And The High Roads
CORRECT The name apparently derived from a road sign for ‘Kilburn High Road’ that Dury often passed on his way to score dope at the El Rio Club on the Harrow Road.
The Clapham Junction Stranglers
WRONG The name apparently derived from a road sign for ‘Kilburn High Road’ that Dury often passed on his way to score dope at the El Rio Club on the Harrow Road.
Balham and The B-Roads
WRONG The name apparently derived from a road sign for ‘Kilburn High Road’ that Dury often passed on his way to score dope at the El Rio Club on the Harrow Road.
6. In the 19th-century, an as yet unpublished author working for a railway company was tasked with salvaging headstones from a churchyard that was partly in the path of a new line and had them arranged around a tree that today bears his name, where they remain to this day. What is the name of this eponymous mature tree?
The Thomas Chestnut
WRONG An ash in the graveyard of St Pancras Old Church reputed to be the oldest church in Britain. King’s Cross was being regenerated in the 1860s, at this time the exhumation of human remains and the removal of tombs was supervised by the architect Blomfield, although he delegated much of this unpleasant task to his young protégé, Thomas Hardy. The tree is known as “The Hardy Ash” has since grown around the gravestones.
The Hardy Ash
CORRECT An ash in the graveyard of St Pancras Old Church reputed to be the oldest church in Britain. King’s Cross was being regenerated in the 1860s, at this time the exhumation of human remains and the removal of tombs was supervised by the architect Blomfield, although he delegated much of this unpleasant task to his young protégé, Thomas Hardy. The tree is known as “The Hardy Ash” has since grown around the gravestones.
The Dickens Plane
WRONG An ash in the graveyard of St Pancras Old Church reputed to be the oldest church in Britain. King’s Cross was being regenerated in the 1860s, at this time the exhumation of human remains and the removal of tombs was supervised by the architect Blomfield, although he delegated much of this unpleasant task to his young protégé, Thomas Hardy. The tree is known as “The Hardy Ash” has since grown around the gravestones.
7. Rock stars Jimi Hendrix, Rod Stewart and Jeff Beck have a connection with Manor House Station the start of the first Run on The Knowledge. How so?
They all commuted to work from the station
WRONG Manor House was a long-standing coaching house, a tavern that stood at the junction of Green Lanes and Seven Sisters Road from the early 19th-century to the late 20th-century, it was a venue where they all played early in their careers.
They all worked on the Piccadilly Line
WRONG Manor House was a long-standing coaching house, a tavern that stood at the junction of Green Lanes and Seven Sisters Road from the early 19th-century to the late 20th-century, it was a venue where they all played early in their careers.
The station is named after a pub where they all played
CORRECT Manor House was a long-standing coaching house, a tavern that stood at the junction of Green Lanes and Seven Sisters Road from the early 19th-century to the late 20th-century, it was a venue where they all played early in their careers.
8. Berwick Street, once famous for its record shops, featured on the cover of a 1995 album. What are the British band and the seminal album?
Blur – ‘The Great Escape’
WRONG Oasis might have come a cropper against Blur in the big Britpop singles chart showdown, but the Gallagher brothers had the last laugh with their record-breaking second album. ‘…Morning Glory?’ which shifted 347,000 copies in its week of release as the UK went mad for the band’s last gasp of greatness.
Pulp – ‘Different Class’
WRONG Oasis might have come a cropper against Blur in the big Britpop singles chart showdown, but the Gallagher brothers had the last laugh with their record-breaking second album. ‘…Morning Glory?’ which shifted 347,000 copies in its week of release as the UK went mad for the band’s last gasp of greatness.
Oasis – ‘(What’s The Story) Morning Glory?’
CORRECT Oasis might have come a cropper against Blur in the big Britpop singles chart showdown, but the Gallagher brothers had the last laugh with their record-breaking second album. ‘…Morning Glory?’ which shifted 347,000 copies in its week of release as the UK went mad for the band’s last gasp of greatness.
9. Tower House, 29 Melbury Road, Kensington, the turreted Gothuc pile built by William Burgess in 1877 is home to which guitar legend?
Jimmy Page
CORRECT Outbidding David Bowie, Page acquired the property from hell-raising actor Richard Harris in 1974. Occultist filmmaker Kenneth Anger once lived in Page’s basement. In 2015 Page successfully challenged a planning application lodged by his next-door neighbour Robbie Williams.
Eric Clapton
WRONG Outbidding David Bowie, Page acquired the property from hell-raising actor Richard Harris in 1974. Occultist filmmaker Kenneth Anger once lived in Page’s basement. In 2015 Page successfully challenged a planning application lodged by his next-door neighbour Robbie Williams.
Mark Knopfler
WRONG Outbidding David Bowie, Page acquired the property from hell-raising actor Richard Harris in 1974. Occultist filmmaker Kenneth Anger once lived in Page’s basement. In 2015 Page successfully challenged a planning application lodged by his next-door neighbour Robbie Williams.
10. In 1921 English composer Edward Elgar opened which iconic music brand’s first store, and marked by a plaque on Oxford Street near Davis Street?
Pathé
WRONG HMV brought a new look to music buying, with a school within the store. ‘Bright’ young men from the country were encouraged to learn all the fine shades and nice feelings of their profession – how to satisfy varying music tastes, how to pronounce the names of foreign musicians, and generally to understand what they were selling and the idiosyncrasies of those who bought.
His Masters Voice
CORRECT HMV brought a new look to music buying, with a school within the store. ‘Bright’ young men from the country were encouraged to learn all the fine shades and nice feelings of their profession – how to satisfy varying music tastes, how to pronounce the names of foreign musicians, and generally to understand what they were selling and the idiosyncrasies of those who bought.
Columbia
WRONG HMV brought a new look to music buying, with a school within the store. ‘Bright’ young men from the country were encouraged to learn all the fine shades and nice feelings of their profession – how to satisfy varying music tastes, how to pronounce the names of foreign musicians, and generally to understand what they were selling and the idiosyncrasies of those who bought.

Red and Dead

The old red telephone box is an icon of Britain from days gone by, used nowadays only by tourists and Japanese girls modelling bridal wear. They were very popular if only because they were the only method we had to have a distance conversation but believe me, I can recall the time when most households in Britain never had a phone anyway.

Is There Anybody There?

One of my earliest memories is standing in a kiosk in a cold Saturday night, trying to persuade a doctor to come and look at my infant son who had a high fever.

Numbers Game

It wasn’t all numbers back in those days either. Phones were given acronyms depending on where they were. So if you lived in Barnet, that town came under a series of districts. The first three letters would make up part of the phone number, so you would call BAR 123456. That’s why the dial had letters as well as numbers.

Morse is your Man

Decades before digital, the telephone system had a rotary dial which interrupted the line current repeatedly, very briefly disconnecting the line 1 to 10 times for each digit. When the receiver was placed on the cradle a bar at its base disconnected the current until the receiver was again lifted by a new caller.

Kids these days don’t know the half of it, said with a big smile on my face. Lifting the receiver and emulating the wireless operator on the Titanic by tapping the bar would mimic the dial turning, so to phone my friend for free on Enterprise 5041 all that was needed was to quickly depress the bar in a series of bursts, each corresponding to the numbers on the dial.

It all sounds a million miles from today’s technology with Zoom, Facebook Messenger, Skype and with mobile phone contracts costing up to £93 a month.

Button A or Button B

Assuming you actually were prepared to pay for your call, then you had two large silver pushbuttons, namely, Button A and Button B. You put four copper pennies (some showing Queen Victoria in her prime) in the slot and when someone answered your call, you pushed Button A. If they didn’t answer, you pushed Button B and you would get your money back.

Then there were the pips. Your hard-earned four coins would last maybe two minutes if you made a local call or one minute if it was a long-distance call. Upon hearing the pips you had seconds to fumble about finding coins before you were cut off. If you are under 40 I hope you are keeping up!

K6 is King

Now everyone in the world owns a mobile phone, making the famous K6 phone box redundant. There are even subsistence farmers in Africa sharing a mobile so they can know when to sell their crop to get the best price.

Some towns and villages have kept their red telephone boxes and turned them into libraries or for storing defibrillators for emergencies, the majority of phone boxes though have been sent to a scrapyard in West Yorkshire where the general public can buy them.

Expensive shed or very small office

Purchasing one of these icons is expensive, anywhere between £1,500 and £2,500, but it’s good to see recycling rather than scrapping.

And on that note – and bear with me on this – I return to London. William Stanhope, 1st Earl of Harrington built Harrington House in Craig’s Court in 1702 hoping he would be adjacent to Whitehall Palace once the palace had been rebuilt after a disastrous fire. Unfortunately, Whitehall Palace was never reconstructed. The royals migrated westward, depriving Stanhope of the opportunity to call the monarch his neighbour and rendering his grand home an isolated white elephant (although the family remained there until 1917).

Today, the 18th-century building houses a telephone exchange and allegedly harbours an entrance shaft to a large, top-secret government bunker dubbed ‘Q Whitehall‘. Now I wonder whether I am on their watch list for defrauding the General Post Office, BT’s predecessor?

Featured image: Antoine Motte dit Falisse (CC-BY-SA 3.0)