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Metro Memory

Trust me dear reader there comes a time in one’s life when memory is not just an abstract concept, but something that needs to be monitored. So any aide memoir is a welcome discovery or a means to test memory.

Many have travelled regularly along the same Underground route and can probably name every station, it helps to know how far you are from your destination, but how many other stations on the network are known?

Our mobile phones now enable us to talk without the necessity of remembering telephone numbers, and SatNavs reduce the need to commit a route to memory, they also suppress spatial awareness.

Are you losing the ability to store information, how many of the London Tube stations can you name from memory?

London Tube Memory Game challenges you to name as many stations as you can and shows on a map where your identified station is in London, it also gives the number for each Underground line you’ve found.

My attempt was 12.1% of the network, not good, but considering I’ve hardly travelled by Tube for decades (last year I discovered that you can walk down the length of a moving train without opening and closing doors), so not too bad.

Try it here.

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Sightlines

SIGHTLINES (n.) Thirteen protected views of St. Paul’s Cathedral and The Palace of Westminster from fixed points thus thwarting architects’ ambition to populate the capital with vanity projects.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon

Are you a real Londoner?

You don’t have to be born in the capital to qualify, just try this totally arbitrary and subjective test to help you understand if you can claim to be a Londoner. The maximum score is about 100, unless you are very old you’re unlikely to reach those dizzy heights.

  1. I was born and raised in The Smoke, even if you have since left (+5 points)
  2. I live in London (+1 point per year)
  3. I shop local before using Amazon or any multiple retail organisation (+1 point)
  4. I know the difference between The City and the city of London (+1 point)
  5. I volunteer with community groups or charities including being a pearly king or queen (+1 point)
  6. My main mode of getting around is by Underground, bus, tram, bike or walking (+1 point)
  7. I don’t own a car (+1 point)
  8. I was here for the pandemic and never considered leaving. (+1 point)
  9. I can negotiate the Underground pretty much anywhere without consulting Harry Beck’s map but will direct tourists to the correct train (+1 point)
  10. I’m prepared to travel to Zone 6 even the section South of the River (+1 point)
  11. I have driven an iconic London vehicle: cab, bus, tube (+1 point)
  12. I’ve sat on a Boris Bike (+1 point)
  13. You wouldn’t get me in a rickshaw, I’ll leave that for gullible tourists (+1 point) extra point if you’ve warned a visitor about rickshaws
  14. At some time I’ve kept London safe working in the emergency services (+1 point) extra point for every life you’ve saved
  15. I’ve never been to Madam Tussauds (+1 point)
  16. I’ve never asked a cabbie “Had anyone in your cab?” (+1 point)
  17. Yes I have actually eaten pie and mash (+1 point) extra point for consuming jellied eels
  18. My bookshelf has at least five books about London (+1 point) extra point for owning Peter Ackroyd’s London: The biography
  19. I went to work/school on Friday 16th October 1987, a breezy day wasn’t going to stop me (+1 point)
  20. I can point to London’s official centre (+1 point)

How did you score? Let others know in the comments. Since you asked, I got 92 points, which rather pleased me.

Featured image: The View from the Shard by Benjamin Davies on Unsplash.

London bloggers

Ten years ago blogging was in its ascendency, and should I have wanted to make a list, I’d have dozens of excellent musings from which to choose. Today many have fallen by the wayside, but there are still a few notable exceptions worthy of inclusion. For this post written because I can’t be bothered to explore anything more interesting to include on CabbieBlog I’ve only included blogs which write regularly and nearly always post exclusively about London:

A London Inheritance

Once in a while, a truly original idea for a London blog comes along. The author of this blog takes as its starting point his father’s post-war black and white photos, and using an original 1940 London Street Atlas (aka Michael Portillo), along with books, documents and notes collected over the years, and revisits the same locations. We get an essay on just one street, shop or historic plaque.

Diamond Geezer

I’ve copied this from Londonist: Time Machine (more of which later), as it seemed to me the best summation: Mr. Geezer recently celebrated 21 years of blogging. His daily updates mostly concern the minutiae of London (he keeps spreadsheets of everything), often with a historical bent. I’ve read every single instalment since 2005 and I’m pretty confident the site will be compared with Pepys by future historians. It’s that good.

Ian Visits

There are plenty of blogs which list ‘things to…’, Ian goes way beyond a list, with comprehensive data on upcoming anniversaries, informative posts about transport and historic buildings, and did I mention alleyways? He finds a lot about alleyways.

Look Up London

Katie Wignall’s blog states: ‘You just have to take a moment to raise your eyes above your phone and see what you can spot’. Here this award-winning blue badge guide teases out lesser-known London gems.

London Shoes

Born and bred Londoner Geoff Clements wrote a song titled London Shoes in the 80s about a Londoner who had an immense passion for the metropolis and its history, and used to spend his time travelling all over London visiting every nook and cranny, learning about its history, its characteristics, its customs and its people – whilst safe in the knowledge that his ‘London Shoes’ would always bring him safely back home. Upon retirement, it seemed a good premise to start a blog.

Londonist: Time Machine

Blog or Newsletter? Matt Brown is Editor-at-Large of Londonist, and while Londonist has turned into a listing site, not dissimilar to the London ‘influencer’ sites, this relatively new regular newsletter has, among other items, a weekly in-depth examination of the capital’s history. It also offers a paid option.

 

Johnson’s London Dictionary: Constitution Hill

CONSTITUTION HILL (n.) King’s thoroughfare which is neither rising nor associated with parliamentary matters has been the location of three royal assignation attempts.

Dr. Johnson’s London Dictionary for publick consumption in the twenty-first century avail yourself on Twitter @JohnsonsLondon