I didn’t look twice at a mini-roundabout and a bloody van came swinging around from my right. Oh well will have to put my hands up to this one, my first prang in 13 years which was my fault. Don’t these delivery drivers ever slowdown?

A question. How long does it take to get out of a cab at the end of a trip? Well, some people are so lazy/brain dead they can take up to 10 minutes.

I’m sitting in the back of my cab, a cup of tea in my hand, eating a sandwich and reading a book. Two American cretins ask me if I’m available, sure I always look for punters from the back of my cab.

Occasionally small things can put a smile on my face, Gants Hill toilets have a certificate displayed proudly announcing the “Toilet Attendant of the Year”.