The London Grill: Sam Roberts

We challenge our contributors to reply to ten devilishly probing questions about their London and we don’t take “Sorry Gov” for an answer. Everyone sitting in the hot seat they will face the same questions ranging from their favourite way to spend a day out in the capital to their most hated building on London’s skyline to find out what Londoners think about their city. The questions are the same but the answers vary wildly.

Sam Roberts is a writer, researcher, and publisher with a special interest in the historical and contemporary aspects of the sign painting craft. He co-authored Ghost Signs: A London Story, the definitive contemporary book on the topic of fading painted signs.

He is the leader of the top-rated Ghostsigns Walking Tours. Sam currently lives with his young family in Sant Pere de Ribes, Catalonia, where he edits and publishes BLAG (Better Letters Magazine), the world’s only print and online publication dedicated to sign painting.

What’s your secret London tip?

Slow down, and look up. So many people are navigating the city via their phone, or are just plain on their phone, that they miss so much that London has to offer. Slow down, take new routes, and discover everything that’s hidden in plain sight. Even the most familiar streets can reveal new things when we are paying attention, and not locked into a screen.

What’s your secret London place?

It’s a bit of an open secret, but Clissold Park in Stoke Newington. I grew up just able to see its trees from my living room, and my formative years were spent idling away the long summer days in its green fields. Perhaps a little more off the beaten track is the Bake Street cafe and bakery on Evering Road, N16, which has the best brownies in town to enjoy with its outstanding coffee.

What’s your biggest gripe about London?

The expense of the place, in particular housing. There are so many better ways of providing this essential human right to shelter.

What’s your favourite building?

I have a soft spot for any building that hosts a ghost sign, but beyond that, I have always liked The Castle on Green Lanes that faces onto the reservoir—it’s a slice of grandeur in more prosaic surrounds.

What’s your most hated building?

Take your pick from any of the numerous unaffordable blocks of flats being thrown up along the banks of the river. If you want to narrow things down, then let’s go with those that now obscure many views of Battersea Power Station, especially from the train.

What’s the best view in London?

For me, it used to be from the hill with the Greenwich Observatory at the top, but now I’d go with Parliament Hill.

What’s your personal London landmark?

Ambler Primary School on Blackstock Road, N4.

What’s London’s best film, book or documentary?

If I can pick my own, then Ghost Signs: A London Story. If not, then Alistair Hall’s London Street Signs.

What’s your favourite restaurant?

The Bleeding Heart Tavern near Farringdon. My wife and I had a tradition of having a Christmas meal there before we left London.

How would you spend your ideal day off in London?

I’d take myself to a less familiar part of the city, most likely to the south/west, and go to see some ghost signs ‘in person’. I’d also use the opportunity to seek out some new cafes and bookshops, allowing serendipity to guide me.

London in Quotations: Helen Simpson

Tea at the Ritz is the last delicious morsel of Edwardian London. The light is kind, the cakes are frivolous and the tempo is calm, confident and leisurely.

Helen Simpson (b.1959), The London Ritz Book of Afternoon Tea

London Trivia: A shot in the dark

On 24 March 1918 a bigamist and American conman died at the Wood Green Empire. For years he had masqueraded as Chung Ling Soo the most famous – and wealthiest – ‘Chinese’ magician on London’s stage. His famous trick of being shot backfired when a real bullet hit him. His first English words since reaching Britain were “Oh my God, something’s happened, bring down the curtain”.

On 24 March 1877 the Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race ended in its only dead heat with a time of 24 minutes, 8 seconds

Bow Street Police Station was the only Victorian London police station with a white light outside rather than a blue light

Smithfield Market was designed by Sir Horace Jones who also designed Billingsgate and Leadenhall Markets and Tower Bridge

On 24 March 1947 businessman Alan Sugar (The Apprentice, Amstrad) was born in Hackney, East London

The Wiener Library, Russell Square contains 1 million items relating to the Holocaust, it is the world’s oldest library of related material

The 100th anniversary of the roundel (the Tube Logo) was celebrated in 2008 by TfL commissioning 100 artists to produce works that celebrate the design

Early 1980s – Burlington Arcade beadle tells someone off for whistling – they turn round – it’s Paul McCartney – beadle exempts him from whistling ban for life

In March 1950 a ski-jump contest was held on Hampstead Heath with 45 tons of snow brought from Norway in wooden boxes cooled by dry ice

St James is the only Underground Station to have Grade-I protected status. It includes 55 Broadway, the administrative headquarters of London’s Underground since the 1930s

Daniel Defoe wrote Robinson Crusoe in Stoke Newington where he also ran a civet farm in the grounds of his house

London boasts over 300 different spoken languages, more than any other city in the world, 78 per cent cite English, followed by Polish and Bengali

CabbieBlog-cab.gifTrivial Matter: London in 140 characters is taken from the daily Twitter feed @cabbieblog.
A guide to the symbols used here and source material can be found on the Trivial Matter page.

Previously Posted: My Radio Times

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

My Radio Times (01.03.11)

“Yours is the only cab I’ve been in that the driver listens to Radio 4”, was said to me once by my passenger. On reflection afterwards I pondered – how could someone be cooped up in the driver’s compartment for 10 hours a day, listening to a daily dish of either the top 20 current hits or the 20 golden oldies that are churned out by London’s commercial stations 24 hours a day – and stay sane?

I was brought up in a time when most families didn’t have a television and weren’t likely to for another decade. Steam Radio, as my father was given to call it, was the entertainment of choice – frankly the only choice. The Light Programme, with Workers Playtime, Listen With Mother and The Archers (still going strong after more than 60 years); The Home Service with its output of informed discussion and news; The Third Programme broadcasting mainly classical music; and the world’s finest broadcaster of unbiased news content – The World Service, who would always boast that the information was sourced by “Their Own Correspondent”, and the source was not from some rag bag news agency.

In 1967 to compete with the ever increasing spread of pirate radio and to acknowledge the new wave of what we now called the Swinging Sixties, the BBC took the best of the Light Programme and Home Service to form what was to become the world’s greatest radio station, Radio Four, at the same time starting the fledgling Radio One for a younger audience.

Transistors supplanted the old valve wireless sets which had been manufactured by Bush and Pye and we listened through our trannies (as we called them in the naïve days of the 60s, before the term took on another connotation), and Radio 4’s output of dramas, comedies, quizzes and features have been the background to my working day for as long as I can recall. Any Questions, Does the Team Think?, Brain of Britain, From our own Correspondent, PM, Letter from America, Just a Minute, I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue are among programmes that I would prefer to listen to rather than engage in small talk with my customers.

Since that time some of Radio 4’s output has transferred to television with greater or lesser success. Programmes transplanted from Radio 4 to television have included: After Henry; Goodness Gracious Me; Hancock’s Half Hour; The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy; The News Quiz (renamed Have I Got News For You); The League of Gentlemen; Room 101; Little Britain and many more.

A trip down Memory Lane might be a pleasant nostalgic experience for me, but what has that to do with being a London Cabbie? Well, the British Broadcasting Corporation have decided for reasons only understood by their senior executives and some Guardian readers, that The Corporation, as it likes to be known, was too middle class; too London centric, whatever that might mean; and how can I put this? White. Which I suppose is why my customer exclaimed surprise at finding a London Cabbie who doesn’t listen all day to Talk Sport.

Now the BBC’s production teams are to be scattered to the four winds in an attempt at what Radio 4’s controller calls changing “the general tone of the station away from formality and perceived didacticism towards spontaneity and conversation”, which presumably means dumbing down and moving away from London to encourage people other than middle class Londoner’s to tune in and understand its content. With many of Radio 4’s programmes already having hosts possessing attractive regional accents, and most quiz, debate and documentary programmes transmitted from around Britain I fail to understand the reasons for this enormous upheaval. Is Today in Parliament going to be reported from, say, Bristol? Farming Today could be given a makeover and relate topical news items of interest to farmers in Manchester. Woman’s Hour could talk at length about the causation of man flu. Would The Archers be improved if it were the tale of simple farming folk living in Hackney? And the Shipping Forecast with its sleep inducing 00.48 am broadcast intoning Rockall, Malin, Forth, Dogger etc, might it be improved if its predictions for the weather were transferred to forecasts of The Serpentine’s weather?

But what do I know about how to run the BBC? Nothing I’m only a consumer and licence payer. I do know this, that a rather busy taxi rank alongside Langham Place will, over time, be rather quiet. But at least I’ll be able to listen to The Archers without any interruptions from customers.

Freedom of Information Request

Recently Transport for London published a reply to the following Freedom of Information request:

How many people applied to take The Knowledge test each year, for as far back as you have data • How many of these applicants were successful • How many taxi driver licences have been issued each year, for as far back as you hold data?

If COVID-19 is taken out of the data the number applied to start The Knowledge has remained surprisingly consistent.

To establish whether the applicant has subsequently completed the KoL was estimated to exceed the ‘appropriate limit’ of £450 set by the Freedom of Information Regulations 2004.

The table below shows the annual number of applicants for the Knowledge of London and the number of new taxi driver licenses issued from 2016:

YearApplicants for the KoLNumber of new licences issued
20164441,010
2017416896
2018361549
2019356442
2020178233
2021174247
2022440264
2023579185
202410826

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