Previously Posted: The elephant in the room

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

The Elephant in the Room (16.11.12)

During the five years that I was studying there, I would spend some – well a lot – of my time at college staring out of the window at a silver cube in the middle of the Elephant and Castle northern roundabout. Today I would bet the thousands who pass through that double roundabout at the Elephant don’t even notice the enormous box in front of them.

At 75ft wide and 20ft high it is what must be by volume the largest monument in London – and nobody seems to notice it.

The Michael Faraday Memorial was designed by the brutalist architect Rodney Gordon who, with the regeneration of the Elephant in the early 60s, wanted to embody the visionary credentials of the man who was the area’s favourite son, who was born in nearby Newington Butts.

Unfortunately, even though the notorious Heygate Estate was still under construction vandalism was already a problem. So out went Rodney Gordon’s box of glass, which would have allowed the public to see the London Underground transformer beneath, and thus make a connection with the pioneer of electricity. The glass was substituted by polished stainless steel panels, but they needn’t have bothered with the increasing traffic levels closer inspection is almost impossible marooned as it is surrounded by the Elephant and Castle gyratory system.

In 1996 Blue Peter held a competition, which was won by a local schoolgirl from English Martyr R.C. Primary School, to design a lighting scheme to illuminate its 728 steel panels and thus draw the public’s attention to its presence.

That same year the monument gained Grade II listing status, unlike its neighbour the Heygate Estate currently in the process of being demolished.

The box has appeared on the BBC’s Dr Who and Harry Potter, but despite its size and prominence, it is ignored by Londoners. In 1995 the Evening Standard carried a picture of the cube with the caption ‘What on Earth is it?’

Monthly Musings

December 2025

📖 The Trembling Lady Competition

The anxious wait is over! I can now announce the winner. The correct answer, which Tom Hutley achieved by running 14.75 miles to all of London’s Cabbie Green Shelters, was an impressive 2 hours 31 minutes, at a pace of 6:23km. The competition was won by Alan; unfortunately, his entry was not close enough for the bonus book.

🔪 Cataract surgery

Another month and another medical procedure. For the last three months, I’ve had three operations. Hopefully, I’ll not come in contact with another surgeon’s knife for some time…well, apart from another eye cataract removal.

📽️ Artificial Intelligence: It does have a purpose

This AI video is of London in the 1600s, done by videomaker Matt Reconstructs History. Very impressive it is too, since a lot of obvious post-production work to create longer sequences has been done. My only criticism is the Thames is too tranquil under London Bridge, as the saying went: ‘London Bridge was for wise men to pass over, and for fools to pass under’, referring to the hazardous, rapid waters between the starlings, where strong tides created dangerous conditions, making rowing underneath a risky feat only attempted by daring, specialised boatmen while most people crossed safely on top or by disembarking.

🚓 The Knowledge

The Knowledge of London is 160 years old. Started in 1865 following the cabbies’ inability to find The Great Exhibition. After the recent hiatus, applications are up by 68.7 per cent in the past 3 years, admittedly from a very low base, probably as a consequence of a faltering economy. In addition less drivers are taking retirement, almost certainly for the same reason.

💬 A happier New Year

A huge thank you to all who follow CabbieBlog; those who regularly comment or ‘like’; and to the many who just pop in whilst passing by without leaving a metaphorical footprint on the site. This blog is approaching its 17th anniversary; it would be a much less rewarding experience without your engagement. I personally won’t be sorry to say farewell to 2025, but let me wish all of you health and happiness for this New Year.

📅 December’s posts and pages

Most read post – Buying a black cab as a private car
Most read page – The Knowledge

📈 Last month’s statistics

1,847 views (+21.8%)
1,452 visitors (+26.8%)
42 likes (+27.3%)
35 comments (-20.5%)
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London in Quotations: David Thewlis

I walk to Oxford Street and climb on the number 8. It’s freezing and it starts to rain and it’s the ugliest bus I’ve ever seen, rattling down the ugliest streets, in the ugliest city, in the ugliest country, in the ugliest of all possible worlds.

David Thewlis (b.1963), The Late Hector Kipling

London Trivia: Dulwich hermit murdered

On 28 December 1802 on this Tuesday morning, a young man discovered the corpse of the Dulwich Hermit, Samuel Matthews, outside the entrance to his cave in Dulwich Woods. His murderer was never discovered.

On 28 December 1594 the first performance of Shakespeare’s A Comedy of Errors took place in the hall of Gray’s Inn

Thief-Taker General Jonathan Wild sent more than 120 men to the gallows but was hanged at Tyburn for running gangs of thieves

When Camden’s Egyptian style cigarette factory opened in 1927 the road was filled with sand and opera singers performed Aida

In 1907 William Whiteley was shot dead in his Bayswater store by a young man claiming to be his illegitimate son

When Napoleon was thinking of invading England his failed attempt was mocked by an unusual ale house sign: ‘My Arse in a Bandbox’

The Grapes, Limehouse was the inspiration for Charles Dickens’ ‘Six Jolly Fellowship Porters’ in Our Mutual Friend

Pimms was invented in 1823 at 3 Poultry at the Pimm’s Oyster Rooms as an aid to digestion serving it in a small tankard known as a No. 1 Cup

Queen Victoria’s husband, Albert, saved the Oval cricket ground from closure only six years after it opened, desperate for funds they had considered adding poultry shows to the venue’s activities

Before CrossRail was named the Elizabeth line, Belsize Park was the only part of the London Underground to use a Z in its name

Wall’s Sausages used to be located at 113 Jermyn Street, where the meat for their products was ground by a donkey operating a treadmill

‘Hobson’s Choice’ comes from the livery stable owner Thomas Hobson who would drive from Cambridge to the Bull Inn, Bishopsgate Street

CabbieBlog-cab.gifTrivial Matter: London in 140 characters is taken from the daily Twitter feed @cabbieblog.
A guide to the symbols used here and source material can be found on the Trivial Matter page.

Previously Posted: Blue is the new Green

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

Blue is the new green (13.11.12)

For a decade now I have been driving down Victoria Embankment watching as the soft incandescent Edison lights strung between lampposts slowly died of age one by one, and no one bothered to replace them.

Then the wet desolated pavement alongside the Thames was reminiscent of a late ’50s scene for a cigarette advert a lone man, stopping under a light, its gentle glow illuminating him as he lit up, to the familiar catchphrase ‘You’re never alone with a Strand’.

As the last of the old bulbs have spluttered and died a brave new lit world has replaced them – with that stark intense blue of the halogen bulb – and the string of lights between lampposts isn’t the only harsh light now to be found alongside the Thames.

Green was once the de facto colour of environmentalism when political parties adopted it into their name or their logo, but now blue has the right credentials.

Green is about trees and plants whereas blue is about oceans, rivers, lakes and the sky, ensuring adequate clean supplies of essential resources — air and water, it is also the colour of our planet seen from space.

One of the world’s biggest polluters – carmakers are now using blue as a colour and a word to express cleanness and efficiency – even for vehicles with petrol and diesel engines. Volkswagen puts a ‘Blue Motion’ badge on its most efficient cars; Mercedes-Benz adds a ‘Blue efficiency’ emblem to its environmentally friendly (and easiest to recycle) models. New Holland, part of Italy’s Fiat Group, even uses the name ‘eco Blue’ on its low-emissions range of blue tractors.

For sure, blue is more acceptable to right-of-centre political interests than the term green since that colour was appropriated by the left-of-centre parties in Europe.

So the ‘boys’ of City Hall have embraced those beautiful eco-blue lights. “You see”, they would say “lighting up the Thames hasn’t harmed a single polar bear using our blue energy-efficient bulbs”.

It started with the long overdue construction of the Hungerford footbridge with its blue lights surmounting the pillars, then the London Eye adopted it and now almost every bridge spanning the Thames is bathed in a blue glow. My cabbie colleague in his Capital Letters blog has dubbed the new Blackfriars Station, which spans the Thames and is illuminated with the ubiquitous blue lights as – Bluefriars.

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