The ‘W’ Word

wedding It’s the ‘W’ word

There comes a time in every fathers life which he anticipates and dreads in equal measure. With just six words, your little girl grows up and your bank balance changes irrevocably.

“Dad, I’m going to get married” whoosh 30 years of your life has flashed by and it will never be the same again.

First came ‘the dress’, my luck was in, I would not be required during this part of the process, and only cabbie wife accompanied my daughter to choose said garment.

“The dress has cost double what we budgeted for” was the opening gambit as they returned from their shopping foray. My head snapped up with such force from a quiet read of my newspaper, that at first I feared a trip to an osteopath would be required.

“But never mind, we can economise with some of the other items”, was the solution for my wallet.

[N]o limousine for my daughter as she wants a white taxi just like Dad’s. Great thinks I, pick up from house off to church then on to the reception. Two hours work on tariff 2, £40 tops.

And this is where the ‘W’ word comes in. For whenever the word that dare not speak its name is mentioned (WEDDING) you add a nought at the end of the price.

“One white cab, flowers and ribbon £400, but to you Squire with a trade discount £360, do you require chilled champagne at £40 a bottle or a release of white doves?”

“We need a function room for late afternoon and evening, considering we are in a recession what’s your best price?” was my opening gambit on the phone. “Is that for a wedding? Then its £2,000”. “Oh! Yes and the meals we serve in the public restaurant costing £12.50, we will charge you £27 plus VAT.

The organist at the church you would have thought a rather charitable chap helping out on Sunday, his fee for 45 minutes graft . . . £100.

Now I’m the sort of husband that occasionally, just occasionally buys his wife flowers. So I know a thing or two about their cost, with when the ‘W’ is said 60 carnations wrapped in silver foil – £3 each! Vases on the tables, cost in IKEA £10 for six, “Well Sir, we can rent you the vases for £7.50 each plus VAT”.

Now, does anyone want a cab, I promise not to mention the ‘W’ word.

2 thoughts on “The ‘W’ Word”

  1. You’ve been busy! Is this still the experimental stage with WordPress? The fact that you can have separate pages is really useful in my opinion, makes it easier to organise your site.

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    1. I tucked myself under a toadstool away from preying eyes, and you have still found me.

      My original site gave me more flexibility over the design which suited me (I studied graphic design in a previous life), but WordPress is a much better and reliable program and the seperate pages is what my old blog lacked.

      Unfortunately because I can’t change typefaces etc. my site looks a bit like yours.
      Also I now can use Windows Live Writer so I don’t have to edit on the site, but can write the blog on my pc.
      If you don’t use it catch it on:
      http://windowslivewriter.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!D85741BB5E0BE8AA!174.entry?wa=wsignin1.0&sa=766820178

      Thanks for your help, still trying to upload html feeds (StatCounter etc). Also, I take it that the seperate sub-pages can’t be used like a blog.

      David
      Thanks for your help, still trying to upload html feeds (StatCounter etc). Also, I take it that the seperate sub-pages can’t be used like a blog.

      David

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